Venus Trapped in Mars

21 May 2013

Zach Attack

Zach Galifianakis is one of my favorite actors/comedians. You all may think I'm totally nuts but I prefer humor over looks all day long. In fact, humor turns average (or even below average) looks into pure hotness on the Venus hotness scale. 

Well, Zach just turned it up a notch higher for me again last night when he brought an 87-year-old laundry worker, Mimi Haist, as his date to the hangover premier in LA. Did I mention two years ago, when Zach found out she was homeless, he found her a nice apartment and has paid her rent ever since.

Well, I am out sick for my second day in a row from work, so I thought this would be the perfect day to profess my undying love for Zach and the Hangover part 3 that opens this week. PS Zach, if you are watching reading, call me. I can be an 87 year old homeless woman if that's what you're into.

Here are some reasons why I adore him so much. Oh, and if you have never seen the series Between Two Ferns. Stop everything and go now. 

Will Ferrell, Zach and myself all enjoyed Bacchus Brunch together at Mardi Gras 2012!  By that I mean, I took awkward photos from behind a velvet rope. Zach looked hung over  As was I. Perfect match made in hangover omelet and mimosa heaven! 

P.S. Who wants to go see Hangover Part 3 with me? I'm going to be honest, I'm really really really nervous about this giraffe in the preview. If they kill a giraffe, you know I won't be happy. What do you think will happen with Mr. Giraffe from the preview?


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35 comments :

  1. Out Cold is still one of my favorite movies because of him! And his standup with the acapella choir is hilarious!

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  2. Between Two Ferns is my favorite. I LOVE the one with Michael Cera.

    Also, i'm afraid that giraffe gets decapitated. ouch.

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  3. He came to my school and totally went off on this girl who was drunkenly talking during his stand up...it was HYSTERICAL.
    Here's the video...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7R5t85ljpw

    So, so funny.

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  4. He is too funny!! I love him! He really made the movies!

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  5. I love him, he's hilarious. I can't wait to go see it!!

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  6. he was amazing in hangover! best scene was when he got tazed on the face. iN THA FACE! IN THA FAAAAAAAACE!!

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  7. so that very same mardi gras my friend (who lives in NOLA) waited on him at a table. so she was there with him, kinda sorta too! and yes i love him and will.

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  8. I too love ZG. And I am also worried about the giraffe. Headless giraffes are not cool.

    We are debating whether to see the Hangover this weekend or wait until it is out for a week or two.

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  9. I wanna see Hangover 3! I wish we were closer. I'm nervous about the giraffe as well.

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  10. When Hangover happened everrrrbody thought he was so new and I was trying to convince them to watch Out Cold! I friggin LOVE that movie, mainly because of him

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  11. I love him. Also, that movie comes out on my birthday, so I think that's a sign.

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  12. Ummm I definitely hadn't heard the story about the homeless woman before and now I like him 1000x more. That's awesome. I wish more people who had that capacity to financially help the homeless would do it.

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  13. I loved him in Bored To Death on HBO. So bummed they cancelled it.

    I want to get excited about The Hangover 3 but the second one was such a flop. The one looks soo much better but now they brought in that giraffe and it's making me hesitate.

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  14. my god, i love him. between two ferns is the most awkward glorious interview show and i want to be a part of it. (thinking good thoughts for mr. raffie this weekend)

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  15. I agree. Sense of humor over looks any day. Any day. Hotness is multiplied when a guy is funny. Funny attracted me to my husband. Yup. And I'm glad it did because he is an a w e s o m e husband.

    I love Zach, too. Cannot wait to Hangover III!

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  16. between two ferns! one of my favorites is him with steve carrell! yayy for a zach g. lovaaa.

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  17. I'm totally going see it! And I love him too!

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  18. I have always loved his GQ shoot!

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  19. Gosh I love me some Alan aka ZG bc I can't spell his last name. Kind of sad that its the last hang over though! I'm hoping for The Campaign 2 or Due Date again. He kills me.

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  20. They can't do anything bad to the giraffe! There's no way. Every female on the planet would hate them forever. And your boy ZG is hilarious, I love that other movie he's in where he's wearing the fake turtleneck under a suit jacket, why Chang I place what movie that's in? Anyway funny.

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  21. I love Zach Galifinakis! He is one funny guy that makes any movie better!

    xx

    http://thattallgirlinheels.com

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  22. soooooo if you want i can loan you shitler for entertainment.
    he looks like zach and i bought him tons of alan shirts from the hangover and when he wears them out people buy him drinks. i get so, so jealous.

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  23. Zach is awesome. I just came across Between Two Ferns the other day- it's hilarious!!

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  24. Aaaah I looove Zach! When I saw that story yesterday about his laundry lady it just made me all warm and fuzzy inside. And a little hot. Just saying. I would so go see Hangover III with you!!

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  25. oh I love him I love him. Between two fern always puts a smile on my face when I'm feeling low.

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  26. Funny over model hot hands down, any day of the week, even on Sundays. I LOVE a man who can make me laugh. Vince Vaughh is my #1 man crush!

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  27. I feel riding a giraffe is prob where they're gonna go with it. and my guess is bassed completly on what I would do with a giraffe.

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  28. I feel like I live under a rock.. I just found out today that there is a Hangover 3.. wth?! It's totally playing at the Drive-In and I really want to see it :D

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  29. I LOVE between two ferns and Zach, he is adorable. I am horrified about the Giraffe, I don't want to see that happen. It's just cruel.

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  30. i'm so nervous about the giraffe too! you watch it, tell me the giraffe is ok and then i'll go see it.
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  31. def agree that a funny guy is just that much hotter. although i'm not sure that humor can make an ugly guy seem hot.

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  32. I adore Zach! I fell in love with him back in '01 when I saw the movie "Out Cold". He is from NC (where I am) and even wore my alma mater's jersey in a scene from "The Campaign" (when he gets Will drunk before letting him drive)! His "Annie" monologue from SNL will forever be my favorite moment.

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  33. I don't love ZachG, but I agree-- humor over looks any day!

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  34. I love Zach. I especially love funny guys. Sandler's my favey fave.

    I think the giraffe will be ok. I hope I can see H3 soon. Fast 6 comes first though.

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  35. I love Zach SO MUCH. Totally agree with you about funny over looks. Funny makes every guy hotter.

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