He deserves you at your best. If you are sick, suck it up. If you are hungover you better not show that or else he may divorce you. Stye, cold sore... STFU. He doesn't care you are ill. Now get to cleaning.
Dinner on the table by 6. If he isn't home until 930, sit at the table and don't move until his arrival.
Clean every day. Even if you spent the whole day cleaning yesterday. Clean it all again today. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
And that is how it is done kids. Not that hard to please a man. Now get yourself together, go find you a boy and follow my steps. They will be putty in your hands, you sexayyy thing you!
