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29 July 2016

Fantasy Football Team Names For Girls 2016

It's time for my favorite and by far most popular post of the year, the best Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016. I think you will also like the funny Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2015, the best Fantasy Football Team Names 2014, the hilarious Fantasy Football Team Names for girls from 2013, or this awesome list of Fantasy Football Team Names from 2010. Fantasy football starts September 8th, so make sure you host your fantasy football draft by then. 

Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016

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The Best Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016

You Run Like a Gurley

Drake's New Favorite Team

Lamar Miller Time


Your Team Suggs

New England Reform School

Bros Before Shiancoes

Hustle & Russell

Running Back Lives Matter 

Me and Julio Down By The Endzone

X Marks The Spot

Zeke and Destroy

Zeke Virus

LaQuontom Physics

T.Y Very Much

No Suh For You

Brees Right Bayou

Bortle Kombat 


U Deflated Bro?

Pete Carroll's Gum

Saint Happenin

Romo's Clavicle 

The Other A-Rod

Better Call Rawls

Brock O's Modern Life

The Tolbert Report

Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016

  Gurleys Gone Wild


Fetty Watt

All Dogs Go To Evans

Eat, Drink and D Murray

Rudolph The Red Zone Reindeer

Let's Hear it for McCoy!


That's Amari!

Devonta Wears Prada

Along Came Collie

Doug Free Willy

Stop Flynn The Name of Love

Roddy White and the 7 Dwarfs

You Got a Fast Carr

Shake it Goff

Deflators Gonna Deflate

Huddle Buddies


Pitch Burfict 

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Don't Give a Tuck

Basic Bitch Brady

Till The Sweat Drop Down My Rawls

Rawls Deep

Two In The Pink, One in the Zeke

Peeping Tomlinson

Devonta Make Out?

Single and Boykin Again

Wilfork For Tickets

AP's Daycare


Ease it in, Don't Forsett 

Got That Rexual Feeling

Goff-uck Yourself

Fantasy Football Team Names For Girls 2016

Game of Jones

Make AmeriCarr Great Again

Goff Balls

The Gurley Gates

Dude, Where's My Carr?

Montee On My Mind

O'Dell's Kitchen

Rage Against The Vareern


J-Stewie Griffin

OctLatavius Murray

Ted Ginn and Juice

Teach Me How to Dougie Martin

She says she likes my Dougie Martin

Ridley's Believe it Or Not

Marcus MariYoda

Delanie Skywalker

Hillary Tyrodham Clinton

 Barack Obamanu

Yo DJ, That's My DJ

MuriCarr, F YEAH! 

The Tannehills Have Eyes

Teddy Throwsevelt

Good Will Punting

Don Juan Demarco Murray

You Down With ODB?

Bozo The Clowney

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28 July 2016

12 Instagram Accounts That Will Remind You How Sexy You Are

I've been on this body positive kick for a while now. I'm trying to love my body, as it is, rather than what it might be, one day. I've always had the mindset, "If I was just skinny life would be so much easier." I still am actively trying to eat healthy and lose weight, but I'm doing my very best to love my body each step of the way. I want to love it now, I want to love it later... no matter what happens, I'm trying to change my attitude about my body. 

Just so we are clear, I'm not doing that great with it, but I'm trying. Anytime I feel myself about to say something negative, I try and stop it from coming out of my mouth. I've failed a lot, I failed last night, but I'm at least acknowledging that I need to stop with the negative. 

Every day is a struggle, but there are certain role models I've tried to follow and emulate. When I see someone that is my size, and totally comfortable -- confident even -- in their skin, I feel my nerves relax and stand a little more confidently. Confident women are infectious, they give me strength to know that my body is gorgeous, just the way it is right now. It won't matter if I gain or lose weight, my body will always be sexy and desirable. 

If you struggle with body image issues -- so, everyone, I'm assuming --  give these ladies a follow. They know the are sexy AF, which makes them all the more sexy. Everyone needs a role model, so I'm giving you 12 to choose from today. 

1. @iamiskra

2. @theashleygraham

3. @anitamarshall_

4. @allexadalessio

5. @katiehwillcox

6. @kailacurve

7. @tiaprovost

8. @miss_curvy_b

9. @michelleolson1

10. @jordynwoods

11. @sydney.ness

12. @nataliealvarado

Who knows, maybe one day I'll get to be as cool and inspirational as these ladies and I'll make someone's Instagram list :P

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27 July 2016

Girl Talk

This post is going to be way outside the norm for what is considered fair game for the blog world. No one in the blog universe ever writes about sex. It is silently considered a no-go, which is odd when we live in a world surrounded by sex. I stumbled on Refinery 29's very sexy series back in February, and I felt a bit of a confidence boost. I felt brave enough to very lightly dip the tip of my toe in the sexy water on this blog. 

Ok I've already made myself nervous, but I've written a full paragraph and that is a big deal for me so no turning back now. 

I will say, it blows my mind how sex talk, sex scenes, sexual innuendo, tinder hookups... heck, even porn pops up (no pun intended) all over the internet, yet us bloggers DO NOT talk about it. Our job, as lifestyle bloggers, is to talk about our lives... yet here I am (and I assume you too) talking about instagram hashtags and how to make the most life changing smoothie bowl. 

Furthermore, look at Carrie Bradshaw. At some point, we've all fantasized about being her, living her life. As someone who has seen every episode of SATC about 100 times, she was and still is the first person that comes to mind when someone tells me they're a writer. She was a SEX columnist. 

Fifty Shades of Gray swept the nation by storm: you (and by you I mean females in America) clearly want to read about sex, yet as bloggers NONE of us touch it with a 10-foot pole. Again, no pun intended. 

Well, I am going to touch on that topic and just test the waters. Today I thought I'd talk about something I've struggled with for many years, and that is chronic urinary tract infections. Nothing in this world is more embarrassing to me than calling in sick to work for a UTI, but I've had to do it often, probably once every four or five months. Telling your boss (mine happens to be a man) that I have a UTI and need to stay home is embarrassing to me because I feel like I know where a person's mind goes when you say you have a UTI. I've searched for years for ways to get rid of this chronic problem of mine.

Last week, I attended a fantastic Google Hangout where I didn't have to feel nervous or embarrassed to talk to other women about sex, because that is what the hangout theme was all about: sex and how to feel your freshest before, during and after sexual activity. I had no problem telling my UTI story, I felt comfortable. Plus, if you know me at all, I'm always willing to be vulnerable if it means it might help someone else down the road. We talked a lot in the Google Hangout about vaginal health, specifically in regards to a woman's pH balance. No one had ever talked to me about pH balance, and it quickly became clear that focusing on a better cleansing routine might really help me. A pH imbalance is most likely to occur after your period and after sex, so our host, Naama brought up a few different products - all of which are available at mass food and drug retailers across the U.S. - we might be interested in. The first was RepHresh Vaginal Gel, which is used once every 3 days, or when a pH imbalance is most likely to occur. The other one that I thought might help me specifically were the RepHresh Washes, which can be used daily as your all-over body wash. In the past I've always just used plain soap, but something like their Soothing formula, which has a Probiotic Cranberry Complex, would be great for me since it offers instant soothing relief and comfort.

Through the Google Hangout, I learned a lot about vaginal health and pH balance, but I mostly learned that we shouldn't all be so scared to talk about things like sex and female health issues! Maybe if I had known some of these tips, tricks and products, I wouldn't have suffered quite so much over the past several years. Just a thought!

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26 July 2016

A Weekend Trip In Colorado

As you know, Helene and I just returned from Colorado after attending Taylor's wedding. I feel a little weird writing a recap for two reasons...

1. Helene already wrote a great recap HERE
2. If you followed us on Snapchat, we did a pretty good job brining you up to the minute coverage.

Also, Helene and I are still hoping to bring you that Q&A we promised sometime in the 1am time frame. LOLZZZ.

So, instead, I thought I'd just keep it simple and bring you photos from the weekend. Go read Helene's recap instead, she did a great job of putting this incredibly gorgeous wedding into words.

And a few snaps back in Denver!

 As you can see, it was literally a picture perfect weekend. 

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