Venus Trapped in Mars Sports and Lifestyle Blog Dallas

09 December 2010

Urban Meyer, the Urban Legends

Urban Meyer has officially resigned from the head coaching position at the University of Florida. He did allegedly this because he said he wants to spend more time with his family.

PSSHT yeah right. Here are the reasons I think he stepped down...

1. He wants to spend more time playing house and tea party with Tim Tebow.
Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Say Please Tea Set

2. Lane Kiffin called inquiring about the Florida job and offered to pay him off to step down
Soffe Florida Hoodie with Arch and Mascot (Large, Royal)

3. Ran out of trash talk to leak to the media
Urban's Way: Urban Meyer, the Florida Gators, and His Plan to Win

4. Tebow sent him a letter about how sad he was that he wasn't getting any playing time in the NFL and Meyer saw tear drops smearing the ink. He phoned Tebow and said he would be there right away.

5. Tebow has finally agreed to lose his virginity to Meyer (DING DING DING!)
Through My Eyes

Number 5 has my vote.

Why do you guys think he stepped down? I'd love to hear your thoughts! In case you haven't noticed by now, I am not a Florida fan.

Happy Gossiping Venus Lovers