Yesterday we blogged about the weirdest nonsense that led people to our blogs. Without a doubt, Helene and I knew the winner. Yes you all were exceptionally creepy google attractors but one stood above the rest.
Kaitlyn from Put a Bow On It
We Hope you "Feel Better Soon Whore"
Gosh I love creepy, yet seamless transitions...
Let's talk about some signs that you are being Catfished!
I would know because I used to catfish people.
Hah- Hah. Just kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Tami and I briefly tweeted this yesterday and it really made me think about the topic.
I searched high and low on blog land (googled it once) to see if anyone had done this post and I couldn't find it. So here goes.
You found "love" on Facebook.
Mafia Wars does not foster love.
You vs. Them
Personality Shhmershmonality. 10s don't date 1s.
I'm not being judgmental. I'm being honest. Do you see Ryan Gossling in any of my Instagram Pictures??? No. Cold hard facts, people.
Your name is Manti Te'o
Is your name Manti Te'o. Oh it is? Cool. You're being catfished.
(And not being drafted round 1 cause you are an idiot)
They are a swimsuit model.
Models don't meet people on eHarmony.
Models meet people
on the football field at Notre Dame out. In public. Like normal humans that don't have hair in weird places or wear full face mouth guards at age 37. Oh, and there is no such thing as swimsuit models. They are imaginary fairy princesses you will never meet in person.
They do not have a webcam
You mean to tell me you don't have: a lap top, an iphone, an ipad, an andriod, some varietys of flip phone, a desk top, a web cam attachment, a motorola of some sort... None of those?
Middle to Lower Class Six year olds have webcams.
They tell you they are a cowboy space astronaut millionare big shot.
If the catfish guys are knocking at your door,
you are probably being catfished.
Because you went to MTV.COM and fill out the "Am I being Catfished" application online. You campaigned on Twitter to have people vote for you to be on MTV's Catfish. You were picked in a group of people in an MTV vote to see who is being catfished the worst. Then you had a few emails back and forth with the producer You got a bit giddy when you heard that the Catfish guys were coming to Podunk, Iowa to see you. The Catfish Guys are knocking at your door.
Who knows, I could actually be Catfishing you readers right now!
My name may not really be Venus.
And because we all know how much I love a good transition again,
I'm linking up with Whitney for #backthatazzupfriday
If you get a Dick in a Box. You are being Castratorfished. Hah *pats self on back*
But really, I enjoy this song.