Venus Trapped in Mars

13 March 2013

Things NOT To Factor In While Filling Out Your March Madness Brackets

Tiffany Blue. That is all. UNC all the way.
I look fab in red, Indiana please.
My new yellow skinny belt would look awesome with a navy blue skater dress. Go Marquette!


My boyfriend wears a Texas t-shirt from 1994.
I lounge in my boyfriend's Florida hoodie, like, all the time.
My boyfriend has a Ohio State sticker on his car from high school.


I dated this guy that went to Gonzaga and he was a jerk, so we are NEVER EVER picking them.
My ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is a cheerleader for Kansas. Bia bia from K is not getting picked. 
My ex lived and breathed Michigan State, and quite frankly, I can't even write their name down.


Aww, Butler has a bulldog... I have a bulldog. Instagraming #max now, #bulldoglove #dogstagram.
My dog is a hound dog too. I'm picking Tennessee! (ps... this one is ok by me actually)
On gossip girl, Blair had a bulldog because she loved Yale so much so I pick Yale and Blair Waldorf.

SMU has a pony! OMG a pony?! #winners
Rameses at UNC is so darn cute in those fake horns. What's a tarheel? Go UNC.
Oregon has a duck named puddles. Done.


{in the spirit of full disclosure, I make this mistake every. single. year}

Rocky Top, you'll always be home sweet home to me. Tennessee to win it all!
Lambda Chi and Pi Beta Phi forever! XoXo Arizona
B.S. in Public Relations minor in Business... Creighton all the way baby!


Louisville? As in the Kentucky Derby? #yesplease
Miami? As in Kourtney and Kim take Miami? #yesplease
Wisconsin is cold. And they eat too much cheese. There is no way they will win.


"We interrupt the regular schedule of The Bachelor to bring you Memphis vs. Pittsburgh" #WTF
You: "We on for our date tonight?" Him: "Oh, no, sorry watching the UCLA game with the guys."
What is with all of this traffic in Durham tonight? I need to get to the mall, it's taking forever! 


{again, personally guilty}
Oh, Oklahoma State's best player is smiling in his bio picture. He must be nice.
Look how happy that guy on the bench from Saint Mary is about basketball! 
The guy from Notre Dame is frowning. He looks angry, that can't be good for the team unity.


I'll just pick the number one seeds to go all the way.
They are ranked 7, this other team 8, well, duh. Easy. #7 will win.
Kentucky won last year, so they'll obviously win again this year. 


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    and is it weird that i just fill out a bracket, go to the bar, get wasted, and pound on hard surfaces with all the other mens?

  2. OK BUT - i am from wisconsin. and we do win things. like super bowls and also rose bowls and i love cheese. and sometimes the cold forces you to drink till you're warm. and i'm not mad at any of that.

  3. I am a die hard Kentucky fan, but I obviously won't be picking them to win it all this year. Duh.

    Hell, we have to get there first.

  4. Oh my gosh this is hilarious! Haha.


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