Yo Yo Yo Yo... It's Friday. And I'm off work. How could anything possibly grind my gears?
Beeep. Wrong Answer. I'm still grouchy.
1.When guys get all hissy when you ask if they will take your picture.
Why else are you here if not to take our picture?
Don't you understand the front iphone camera is terrible?
Last time I checked my go go gadget long arm hadn't arrived yet.
And crud, I forgot to bring my tripod to the bar.
I didn't ask you to hold my purse or go buy me tampons or put a ring on it.
Just shut up, take the dang picture and be grateful we are even speaking to you.
Shut up Yolanda
Just shut up.
Have you never seen the show??
3. Girls without cellulite.
Get outta here with that.
I hate you.
I learned a while ago that celulite is genetic and not everyone will have it. Cellulite is the way your body stores and distributes fat.
Here are some pictures of skinny people with cellulite. This should perk you up.
Scarlett Johansson // Lauren Conrad // Mischa Barton
and one that doesn't grind my gears?
Not one bit.