Venus Trapped in Mars

11 February 2015

If Rap Lyrics Were Valentine's Day Cards...

So this year I was thinking about making a card for Chalupa Batman for Valentine's Day and I couldn't think of anything that appropriately expressed how I feel about him. Just because I blog doesn't mean I have a way with words, so I was forced to look elsewhere for poetic, romantic inspiration. I find that singer/songwriters have such a lyrical and romantic way of expressing themselves, so what better place than to just take their words and make them my own? 
Card Idea #1




 
 Card Idea #2




 
Card Idea #3
 Card Idea #4



Card Idea #5

 Card Idea #6






Card Idea #7

 Card Idea #8





 
Card Idea #9







Card Idea #10
(Written by yours truly and yours truly only!) 





So which one should I give to CB for Valentine's Day? Leave me a comment with your vote for best card! Might I suggest not voting for #10 though, because alas, it is just a wasted vote.

A blogger can dream though, right? 

Oh.... and don't forget to come back and linkup on Friday for more Valentine's Day fun with me and Helene

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33 comments :

  1. I love these! Also, I love that I share stuff from your blog with Jarrod more than any other blog.

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  2. I was realllly expecting some filets with the truffle butter in this one. Maybe that's too personal. My vote is always #10, and in this case also #3.

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  3. I can't help it - #10, CB! #10!!! Also, #4 made me spit out my soda, so there's that.

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  4. Sarah. these need to be sold. i'm serious this is amazing. i"m so impressed.

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  5. hahaha I love every one of these!! So good!

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  6. Hahaha these are just so precious and heartfelt! ;) I gotta go with #10 even if it's all for naught!

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  7. Haha, I love them all! I think #3 is my favorite. :)

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  8. Okay, these are seriously great. All Valentines cards are so cheesy, I would much rather have one of these!

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  9. I legit laughed out loud at several of these.... Other than the obvious (#10) being my fav, #3 is the best.

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  10. Haha I can't choose!! These are all so great. I agree with Helene, you should sell these. I can be a bit awkward about expressing my feelings and have found that there's a perfect rap lyric for every occasion!

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  11. Totally giggled at all of these! Number 3 is my favorite!

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  12. Love these! I'm totally sending this post to a friend to cheer her up.

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  13. These are seriously hilarious. I'm dying! I think I like #3 best.

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  14. Lol ah these are awesome!! Def give him the last one!

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  15. Oh my goodness these were so bloody funny, although laughing didn't help my throbbing headache

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  16. Can I steal #3? Because it's amazing. Maybe you should give him several, throughout the day. Then you don't have to choose a favorite. (cards have feelings, too. Duh)

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  17. I vote for #8. Realism and Romantic. Great collection. I see an Etsy shop in you future, but then again, you'd get Taylor-Swifted and served with papers.
    Texas Jak
    www.novermyhead.com

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  18. Well, since I can't pick #10 (sigh....) I pick #1 or #6!!

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  19. Oh my goodness, these are amazing. You should put these up in your shop!!

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  20. Hahaha these are amazing! And I agree with the ladies above you - these need to go in your shop for sure!

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  21. Definitely #10, but if that's not an option, I pick #6. Which did you choose?

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  22. These are amazing! I just found you through Just The Elevator Pitch and I just subscribed because of this post. I can't wait to read more!

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