Well hullo ladies!
Do you guys remember me? I'm that pup that didn't eat the homework? General Neyland is my name! My mom, who talks about blogging non-stop, out-loud, 24/7, to an apartment with just me and my puppy sister, needed some help today. No not mental help, that was my first question too!
She said she was planning something big for tomorrow and was working on answering your questions--- yada yada yada. I don't listen to her 98% of the time. I'll listen to treat and dog park, and that's where I draw the line. Just like Dr. Heavenly, mom really likes to talk about herself, so I tune her out. Yeah, I made a Married to Medicine joke, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Well too bad because I'm a lover not a fighter. So when mom asked for blog (as she called it) help, I wasn't about to miss the chance to come see you ladies. I took a bath, and put on my nicest bow tie for you. I thought I would use this as a pupportunity to try and impress you in hopes that you will let your puppy daughters go on a date with me!
Here is how the furst date will go down... (see my mom isn't the only one who can be punny)
Well, they will actually have to call my mom, because well, I'm a dog and I don't have a phone. Oh, and remember, in the pup community, bitches is literally the name for your female dogs, I'm not being a playa, but I do crush a lot.
Speaking of crushing, this post was originally written for Tilly, but there is no harm in dating around, right?