Venus Trapped in Mars

29 May 2014

Our Furst Date

Well hullo ladies! 

Do you guys remember me? I'm that pup that didn't eat the homework? General Neyland is my name! My mom, who talks about blogging non-stop, out-loud, 24/7, to an apartment with just me and my puppy sister, needed some help today. No not mental help, that was my first question too! 

She said she was planning something big for tomorrow and was working on answering your questions--- yada yada yada. I don't listen to her 98% of the time. I'll listen to treat and dog park, and that's where I draw the line. Just like Dr. Heavenly, mom really likes to talk about herself, so I tune her out. Yeah, I made a Married to Medicine joke, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Well too bad because I'm a lover not a fighter. So when mom asked for blog (as she called it) help, I wasn't about to miss the chance to come see you ladies. I took a bath, and put on my nicest bow tie for you. I thought I would  use this as a pupportunity to try and impress you in hopes that you will let your puppy daughters go on a date with me!

Here is how the furst date will go down... (see my mom isn't the only one who can be punny) 






Well, they will actually have to call my mom, because well, I'm a dog and I don't have a phone. Oh, and remember, in the pup community, bitches is literally the name for your female dogs, I'm not being a playa, but I do crush a lot. 

Speaking of crushing, this post was originally written for Tilly, but there is no harm in dating around, right?

26 comments :

  1. I am crying from laughing so hard. Seriously this made my whole week.

    Thank you, General.

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  2. This is amazing..lol...love this!

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  3. This post is seriously hilarious! I am laughing so hard right now. General, if I had a puppy, you could take her out any day.

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  4. Millie is totes interested! She would love to play couples tennis with Gee.

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  5. this isn't fair, what about MILLIE? also what's not fair is how damn cute your dog posts are everytime i attempt to write from my dogs perspective I have to scarp it bc it's utter crap. anyway, i love general!!

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  6. Haha. Best post ever! :) Totally lifted my spirits! Thanks, General! :)

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  7. Izzy says "sorry man, I've already got a thing going with the dog next door!"

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  8. General and Toby would be great friends. He thinks he's one of the big dogs...

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  9. WELL now i need to go out and get me a girl dog so i can force her to date general.

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  10. Hey Sarah!!! OMG I cant!!! Your doggies are just too cute and Kudos to General for being such a sport!! And verrrry handsome too lol!! Great post! ;D XO

    Lisa,xo
    http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

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  11. Stop. This is too fantastic.

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  12. Diesel (my very Gay dog) would have loved you, he already had a beagle boyfriend (Max), so I know for sure you would have been his type.

    Natalia
    This was just awesome!!!

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  13. that last picture though!

    this whole thing is just perfect.

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  14. LOL this post is hilarious!! "If she plays her cards right" was my fave!

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  15. General had me cracking up the entire time ;) perhaps Hailey could use a friend!

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  16. Love this post. Every time i sit to write a post from h's perspective I try but it comes out like crap.

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  17. thanks to my new job, i'm coming around to becoming an animal lover. i thoroughly enjoyed this post. had this been 6 months ago, i might not have. but it's me, not you. the pictures are all perfect for each caption!

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  18. Love this. Lola is a little interested, but she likes hard liquor - skip the wine.

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  19. hahaha omg this is the best thing I've read all week!

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