Venus Trapped in Mars

07 November 2013

I Didn't Eat the Homework

So last night my best friend Lisa was in Dallas for a work training and I had one too many cocktails with her. That being said, my brain is a little a lot foggy this morning. So I'm going to let General take over the blog today instead. He is a bit of a traveling blogger, seeing as he debuted this post over on Sarah's blog a few months ago. But he liked it so much he insisted I share it on my blog.

Hi friends of my momma, you may know me as Gee or General or Gee Neyland or Venus' brother! My mom has only let me use the iMac to post once before, so to say I'm excited to be here with you today is an understatement. 
General Trapped in Mars is what I'll be titling this post....
But what if mom really let me have my own blog? What would I call it??

How much I hate my puppy sister
Bad to the Bone
Throw me a freakin bone
Paws for Reaction
Red Rover Red Rover
My Wife Was a Bitch
From Corndogs to Hotdogs, the musings of General
Waddup Dog?

Nah... I'll go with this one...

I mean, how hard can it be to be a blogger? My mom does blog design, so I've already got the hookup on that. Plus I've learned so much just from watching mom blog these past few months... 

1. Take lots of selfies and strike a pose for pictures.


2. Get dramatically annoyed with the opposite sex


3. Drink wine
Mom totally had that covered last night...


4. Don't be afraid to be a Diva sometimes


5. Always have the channel tuned to Bravo

6. Send sexy snapchats


7. Master photoshop


8. Throw in the occasional #WhatIWore fashion post


9. Take trips so you have something to talk about on Monday


10.  Keep a sliver of mystery, it will keep the readers guessing



49 comments :

  1. General has definitely got this blogging thing down! Beauty and brains! :)

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  2. Dear General,
    Your mom is a genius.

    Love,
    Me

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  3. this is the best. I don't like leaving comments on posts when I don't have anything to add, but I don't have anything to add because there's nothing to say to this besides that this is blogging gold lol

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  4. he is so adorable! I love his portrait with the step brothers. Very classy.

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  5. General, you should blog. I'd take selfies of you over your momma any day. Sorry Sarah, but it's the truth.

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  6. Oh my gosh, I just died laughing. General...you need a blog...then you and Walter can be blog besties!!

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  7. Hahahahahahaha this had me laughing out loud! The sexy snapchat? I just can't. Love General!

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  9. Lol I love him! I have a Beagle too best dogs ever!

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  10. So cute! Glad I'm not the only weird one who does guest posts from her dog.

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  11. General has us all figured out. I'd follow him.

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  12. Hey Gee, I just love your blog design! Fits you to a T.

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  13. Love your little General! I'd definitely be a follower :)

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  14. general should blog more. this is genius i tell you. Hugo's post would be far from this. now you got me thinking...

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  15. Sarah, I'm here to inform you that you need to be concerned. General knocked this post out of the park today and it ranked a high 11 on the 1-10 hilariousness meter. Unless you can produce an equally hilarious post, complete with a sexy snapchat, then I'm afraid you'll have to go elsewhere.

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  16. Haha I love his snapchat. Melyssa at The Nectar Collective writes posts from her dog's point of view, too, and they are always my favorite! I can't wait to have a dog of my own as soon as I get a place that allows them. Hmm....

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  17. Lol! This post was awesome! Helps that General is the cutest pup ever!

    Crissy
    http://www.thenotebookofaproductjunkie.com

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  18. the general needs his own blog, stat. or better yet his own snapchat... i want all the sexy snaps. i mean....

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  19. Hehe so cute! Jack might have to guest post for me one day!

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  20. Hahaha!!! I love it You should do a Dog Guest Post Link Up!!! I'll do it with you!!!

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  21. This post was way too cute! I would totally follow I Didn't Eat the Homework!

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  22. Stop it. Stop it right now. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!

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  23. This is the cutest thing ever! I love General's eye expressions! Can we hear more from him?

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  24. I am not a dog person but I want to be friends with General.

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  25. This is the best. He's such a pro at this!

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  26. Generals blog might already be better then mine!

    -Elise @ 9toFit.com

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  27. I would totally read General's blog. Now I'm curious what my cat would write a blog about.

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  28. Favorite. This is too cute! Can General have a blog for real? Please please please?

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  29. Oh my god. That is so stinkin' cute. General has this great 'general' look to him. He always looks pissed off/annoyed! It's fantastic.
    Um.... his blog titles... so clever, so funny. "Paws For Reaction" - a true knee slapper. "My Wife Was A Bitch" would probably be my favourite though!
    Um.. should I be pissed off that General jumped me in the Wait List for the blog design...... ;)

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  30. Love this! I wish I wasn't in the office so I could LOL!

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  31. Classic puppy post!! Don't all blogger dogs dream about having their very own blog?!

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  32. I've been sitting on the idea of having Leia post on my blog, but wasn't sure if it would be a bad idea. I for sure know now that it is a 100% fantastic idea! I freakin' love Gee.

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  33. Hahahaha SO FUNNY! The blog design is perfect and that is one sexy snapchat!!!

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  34. This is the best. I love your fun posts. Plus your pup is adorable.

    Danielle
    http://sparklesandlattes.blogspot.com

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  35. I would totally subscribe to General! Super cute!

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  36. This is the best post ever!!! I absolutely LOVE it!!! Heisman says Hey General!! Let's be friends!! :)

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  37. BAHAHAHA! I love when the General blogs! He's so creative and has blogging down pat!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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