Venus Trapped in Mars

19 August 2014

#GuiltyTotalSocial

It's time for this month's Total Social with me and Helene!

Topic: Guilty Pleasures 
Official Hashtag: #GuiltyTotalSocial

Link up with us, across all social media platforms including blog, twitter, facebook, insta, pinterest etc., and tell us all about your guilty pleasures! 

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1. Peter Griffin's Instagram account
2. Hair Care infomercials you promise you'll give me Victoria's Secret curls, from wet to dry in under 20 seconds? Oh Sure, I'll watch you stick your hair in a whirlwind bin for 30 minutes. If I call now, will you give me two? I can't tell you the number of times I wish I had not one but two hair whirlwind bins to use... Ok, but really, I want to just try this so bad. #GuiltyPleasureProbz
3. Taking pictures of my dogs oh but, she looks so different at this angle. Ohhhh look at him now. Dawwww how precious, must document. He blinked he blinked... snap snap snap. Must take all of the pictures, save to my camera roll, only to be deleted when a new iPhone update is available!!!!!! ALL THE PUPPY PICTURES! 
4. Stalking the insta accounts for everyone that You Did Not Eat That links to ok but, don't mind me I'm just going to spend several hours scrolling through this 12 pound super model's insta pics from the last 48 weeks. But whyyyyy are they so prettyyyyyy and i'm so uglyyyy whaaaaaaaaaa :( 
5. Bravo duh, a given. Team Ryan. Sorry not sorry, not even guilty at all. 

6. Koozies I just can't not buy them. 



7. Rangers tshirts from the workout section at TJ Maxx Rangers shirts for only $12.99? I just can't not buy them.

8. Groupon I bet I'll want to paint those wine glasses on the selected Tuesday of my choosing for half off *must supply own wine glasses. Limit one per customer. Must be a new customer. You'll never use this groupon by the time it expires, sucker. 

9. Promises to make my hair straight your $300 Brazillian Blowout will make my hair straight for 26 minutes?!?!? Here is a blank check with my name on it, please take everything I have. 

10. Wine glasses ok but, I only have 4 with this EXACT shape. What if I have 8 people over one day? Then what?!? Give unmatched wine glasses?! *note to self, make 8 friends in Dallas. 
 
11. Planners in the year 2013, I purchased 9 planners.


12. High Fives or, even better, double high fives! Also, dog pictures. 



13. Pictures of nothing Obsessed doesn't begin to describe how much I love pictures of absolutely nothing via Pinterest and Instagram. Brownie points if there are any rips in the jeans... 








And for number 14, the one that everyone may hate me for...........  
14. The Worst Fashion Blogging Pictures thread on GOMI. There, I said it. But really, that thread is just so entertaining it leaves me happier than if I had a slice of calorie-less pizza sitting in front of me! I'm sorry, GOMI is nothing to joke about (hah). 









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34 comments :

  1. "You did not eat that" is to call out thin people who pretend they eat unhealthy food? Or it's appalled at the things people do eat? And that GOMI thread... Despite these all being things you're ashamed of, they're strangely enticing.

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  2. oh god, I am scared that I might be on that worst fashion bloggers thread haha! but seriously, I love planners as well, I should have put that on there lol. I just got a pretty new Kate Spade one, sigh. I just stare at it longingly. Also seriously I want that whirlwind bin VS hair thingy please.

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  3. Did not know Peter Griffin had instagram! Checking that out right meow!

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  4. I love the pictures of nothing too! I'm a little obsessed with great angles, and random pics. Also, dog high fives!!! Precious.

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  5. I have a problem taking way too many pictures of my furballs too! Beauty infomercials get me...but even more so....fitness ones. I am like oh I can look like that in just 5 minutes a day? Sign me up! I dont so much have a koozie problem as I do a beer glass problem. I want them all. Our collection can probably compete with some bars. I always forget about GOMI.

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  6. I don't think that dog photos are too much... unless you are the girl on GOMI who has awkward dog penis in her picture.

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  7. oh the you did not eat that... best insta account out there. and taking pics of dogs. that's never a bad thing, even if we take 100000000, at least we don't have a separate insta for our dogs... ami I right?

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  8. Haha these are great! There is no such thing about too many dog pictures!

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  9. These are just awesome. How can you not like Ryan? I can't help but LOL at him. Did you tweet him a pic?

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  10. Double dog high fives make any day better! Also. Allll the wine glasses. I barely have room in my cabinets for anything else!

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  11. That worst fashion blogger page is hilarious. I think I just found a new guilty pleasure :)

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  12. Hahaha I love all your guilty pleasures, especially the fashion bloggers one. Such awesome people but it's nice to see they're just normal people too

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  13. RYAN IS THE BEST. He is so funny and makes that entire show.

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  14. I find GOMI highly entertaining as well! That should have totally been on my list because I really do feel crazy guilty about it :)

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  15. hahah omg 9 planners?! You even have me beat, and I'm obsessed! Also, never ever ever visit Kristina at Pretty Shiny Sparkly unless you want to be broke.

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  16. Keep the dog pictures coming, the pups are too cute not to take pics! I too am planner obsessed. If I lost mine I might flip.

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  17. It looks like I have some Facebook and Twitter account stalking to do!

    I'm obsessed with planners too.

    Love the dog pictures. You have nothing to feel guilty about!

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  18. But if we don't fill the social media/internetsphere with constant dog pictures..then who will?? And anything on Bravo...ANYTHING.

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  19. Whaaaaa, Ryan tweeted you back?? Awesome - he's my favorite. I love dog pictures, keep 'em coming.

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  20. I bought 4 planners for 2014 and thought I had a problem, you just made me feel better! Cute dog pictures are the best!!!

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  21. OH. EM. GEE. I collect koozies!!! I never thought I'd meet anyone else with this obsession! And I don't even drink too many things out of a can! (read: I don't like beer. I know, I know, I'm weird). I'm on cloud 9 with this information right now and I'm not sure I can read any more blogs today because of it.

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  22. I love seeing picture of your dogs. So keep on taking them.

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  23. I'm down with the koozie problem. I can't stop collecting them. And the @youdidnoteatthat is actually pretty funny. I think/know I have more pictures of my one dog than my 3 kids on my phone currently. He's always photo ready!

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  24. I share that koozie obsession. I always have at least 1 in my purse!

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  25. Wait, Peter Griffin has an Insta account?! Why was I not already following him?

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  26. I love youdidnoteatthat. I can waste hours on it.

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  27. I think I should have just copied and pasted yours, because I heart all of those too. Planners- I have two to choose from for next year, Groupon- I currently have spray tans, The Body Shop and sweat pants in my future, and all hail the Koozie Queen 'round these parts!

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  28. Hahaha this is too funny! I also love a good planner!! :)

    http://neatly-packaged.com/

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  29. Ok this post cracked me up and left me thinking what the hell

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  30. I take so many photos of our dog that he looks away from my camera or phone now!

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  31. I love this guilty total social, its a lot of fun

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  32. Okay but really, you have two dogs, so it's like you have to take double the pictures a normal crazy dog lady takes. Totally reasonable.

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  33. I could totally use some new Rangers shirts. I wish my TJ Maxx carried them.

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  34. these are all so great, but i definitely can relate on the planners thing. i just bought a new one even though my kate spade one goes until the end of the year -- but the real problem is that i buy them, then don't use them!!

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