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05 March 2014

For A Smoother Twerk Curve

I had an entire, two-day, two-part post written out and ready to go for when I got to work this morning. I had planned on posting part one today and part two tomorrow. I was really excited about it. I just had to pick an image to use so people could pin the post (aka so I could pin the post). 

I sat down to look through my computer and find an image. 19 months of camera roll images and an hour later... Notta. Nothing. Zilch. I then came to the conclusion that this clearly means I care way too much about blogging. Or that I am horribly obsessive. Probably both. 

I don't do random-thoughts-in-my-head posts very often, but today, two guesses what you're getting. I don't know why I feel like I need a plan for every single post. It is ok to ramble occasionally, right?!

At work, we are building a new website. This is the most gigantic pain ever placed on marketing mankind. As you may know, I work in the marine industry, for a Japanese company that sells outboard boat motors. We produce about 30 different outboards, ranging from 2.5hp to 250hp. I need to come up with different sales blurbs for every single motor. And my brain isn't working. 

I'm really not a boater, but I'm trying really hard at learning to be one because I do love my job! Part of me feels like some extra, hands-on time on the water would help?!?! Don't you think?



You just never know what will be beneficial until you give it a try, right? So back to these sales blurbs. So far, here is what I've come up with, do you think these blurbs will be approved by the big wigs in Japan?

"That's a good lookin' outboard, let me get a better look"
              -- The Smallmouth Bass Now Hooked On Your Line

Let your girlfriend twerk to your torque. - but really, what is torque? I have no idea?

This motor gives you a broader, flatter torque curve..... for a smoother twerk curve-  I'm picturing Miley on the font of the boat while the boat torques, she twerks. I dunno. Help. 

"Can I get a ride on your new Tohatsu" 
            ---Tonight's dinner

"The Walleye can't believe the fuel economy!"

Someone please send help. Does anyone boat? And by boat I mean drive the boat, not sunbathe (or twerk) on the boat. I bet when you saw the title of this post you got really intrigued... I apologize for letting you down. See you tomorrow. 

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