As you may know, I've lived in 4 different states over the past 10 years, and I've taken workout classes all over the place.
So riddle me this...
...Why is it that in EVERY Pilates/Yoga class I have ever stepped foot into, there is ALWAYS that creepy guy wearing black spandex from head to toe that constantly makes tantric sex noises.
I worked out in Tennessee- he was there.
I worked out in Virginia- he was there.
I worked out in Kentucky- he was there.
I worked out in Texas- he was there.
And that is a theoretical "he" because it was obviously a different man in each state. Is there a society of creepy old dudes that get together and talk about their favortie spandex leotards and where they find them?
Until their secret society is found and destroyed, you will find me next door in spin class.
***cue tantric sounds***
Or maybe I'm just being jealous and slightly bitchy because this is me at yoga/pilates:
Why are there so many weirdos at the gym, what kind of weird people do you see?! Or what kind of classes do you avoid at all costs?