Venus Trapped in Mars

25 June 2013

I'm Not Even Mad-Libs

This may be the shortest actual blog post of all time. Instead of simply reading my blog post today, you get to write it yourself. 

I made you guys a mad-lib to play. 
Or I like the sound of Venus-lib a lot better...
Feel free to copy and paste your story into the comment section so I can LOL along with you. 

Venus Trapped

58 comments :

  1. Here we go baby. I'm dying:

    I really have some great memories from doggie, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Alabama ice skating game. We had been taking shots of laundry detergent, playing Monopoly and dancing to \"My Heart Will Go On\" since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the tree. That night, my roommate, Harmony brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Tim Tebow. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep punch. While my roomate Harmony and Tim Tebow are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, dance together. I open the door, pee in and sit on the edge of the swimming pool in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my curly roommate and Tim Tebow) I just go, "oh my!!" Then get up and holler out. Tim Tebow then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " F you!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I shart in and say "Another one?!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the thigh together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to eat with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  2. I really have some great memories from shoe, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a South Carolina Tennis game. We had been taking shots of wine, playing bunco and dancing to Party in the USA since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the dress. That night, my roommate, Jennifer brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Chipper Jones. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep run. While my roomate Jennifer and Chipper Jones are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, scoot together. I open the door, dance in and sit on the edge of the table in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my gorgeous roommate and Chipper Jones) I just go, "Mother Fletcher!!" Then get up and shimmy out. Chipper Jones then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " WTF!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I shake in and say "Sweet!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the chair together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to sleep with her anymore. Oopsies.

    Haha, thanks for the Tuesday Morning entertainment!

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  3. I really have some great memories from Toothbrush, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Virginia football game. We had been taking shots of water, playing Uno and dancing to Quit Playing Games With My Heart since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the bus. That night, my roommate, Sonya brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous David Beckham. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep skip. While my roomate Sonya and David Beckham are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, bounce together. I open the door, twerk in and sit on the edge of the white house in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my pretty roommate and David Beckham) I just go, "OMG!!" Then get up and run out. David Beckham then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Phuck!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I crawl in and say "Holy Mocha Frappachino!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the bear together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to sleep with her anymore. Oopsies.

    Love this!

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  4. I really have some great memories from shoe, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a north carolina basketball game. We had been taking shots of beer, playing strip poker and dancing to high for this since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the dog. That night, my roommate, Megan brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Lebron James. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep ran. While my roomate Megan and Lebron James are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, dunked together. I open the door, sang in and sit on the edge of the basketball in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my orange roommate and Lebron James) I just go, "Holy Cow, Batman!!" Then get up and drank out. Lebron James then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Oh My God!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I swam in and say "Eww!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the car together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to drove with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  5. I really have some great memories from pen, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a north carolina baseball game. We had been taking shots of diet coke, playing clue and dancing to barefoot blue jean night since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the raleigh. That night, my roommate, ashley brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous tim. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep cried. While my roomate ashley and tim are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, sang together. I open the door, danced in and sit on the edge of the book in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my wet roommate and tim) I just go, "ICK!" Then get up and flipped out. tim then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " yummy!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I walk in and say "oh!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the toothbrush together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to run with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  6. I really have some great memories from Clown, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a North Carolina Soccer game. We had been taking shots of juice, playing beer pong and dancing to we can\'t stop since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Rome. That night, my roommate, Matt brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Brad Evans. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep grab. While my roomate Matt and Brad Evans are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, jump together. I open the door, swim in and sit on the edge of the Cab in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my dirty roommate and Brad Evans) I just go, "Shit!!" Then get up and throw out. Brad Evans then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Yay!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I bounce in and say "Awesome!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the dog together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to run with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  7. lol the beginning of mine sucked, but part of it was really silly:

    I open the door, yelled in and sit on the edge of the cell phone in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my crunchy roommate and ryan lochte) I just go, "EW!!" Then get up and whistled out. ryan lochte then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " oh boy!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I ran in and say "WEEEE!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the bubble gum together.

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  8. One word: hilarious!

    I really have some great memories from Shoe , but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a North Carolina Football game. We had been taking shots of Wine, playing Beer pong and dancing to Thrift Shop since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Dog. That night, my roommate, Martha brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Michael Jordan. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep Walk. While my roomate Martha and Michael Jordan are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, Swim together. I open the door, Skip in and sit on the edge of the Cow in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my Smelly roommate and Michael Jordan ) I just go, "Damn!!" Then get up and Crawl out. Michael Jordan then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Shit!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I Roll in and say "Bitch!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the Truck together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to Run with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  9. Hahahaha!

    I really have some great memories from candy, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Texas dwarf tossing game. We had been taking shots of gooshy stuff, playing Monopoly and dancing to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the condo. That night, my roommate, Mary brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Duncan. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep run. While my roomate Mary and Duncan are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, swim together. I open the door, dance in and sit on the edge of the pool in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my sexy roommate and Duncan) I just go, "Oy, Ve!!" Then get up and veklempt out. Duncan then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " F*ck!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I sing in and say "Heck, yeah!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the girl together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to love with her anymore. Oopsies.

    Hahahaha!

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  10. Greatest blog post if all time. Good job!!

    I really have some great memories from Blanket, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Missouri Football game. We had been taking shots of Beer, playing Candy land and dancing to Call me maybe since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Shoe . That night, my roommate, Chloe brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Jason Whitten. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep Dance. While my roomate Chloe and Jason Whitten are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, Sitting together. I open the door, Sliding in and sit on the edge of the Phone in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my Snarky roommate and Jason Whitten) I just go, "Dammit!" Then get up and Walk out. Jason Whitten then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Ouch!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I Moving in and say "Yes!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the Table together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to Run with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  11. I really have some great memories from Venus, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a texas tennis game. We had been taking shots of pee, playing hungry hungry hippos and dancing to informer since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the liver. That night, my roommate, North brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Brady. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep burping. While my roomate North and Brady are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, planking together. I open the door, twerking in and sit on the edge of the weiner in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my smelly roommate and Brady) I just go, "Hell Nah!!" Then get up and walking out. Brady then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Shiieeet!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I squatting in and say "Dios Mio!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the lip balm together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to sneeze with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  12. I really have some great memories from apple, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Arkansas ping-pong game. We had been taking shots of margarita, playing ring-toss and dancing to Wanna be since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the chair. That night, my roommate, Kate brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep skip. While my roomate Kate and Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, jump together. I open the door, hop in and sit on the edge of the kitten in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my heavy roommate and Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson) I just go, "Wowers!!" Then get up and cried out. Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Whoa!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I dance in and say "NO WAY!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the desk together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to carry with her anymore. Oopsies.

    Nice. Very nice. (theflorkens.com) (launching 8.1.13)
    -Kate

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  13. thanks for the morning entertainment (:

    I really have some great memories from baby, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Tennessee football game. We had been taking shots of water, playing tetris and dancing to Sugar Magnolia since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the dog. That night, my roommate, Levi brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Peyton Manning. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep dance. While my roomate Levi and Peyton Manning are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, sing together. I open the door, hit in and sit on the edge of the couch in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my wet roommate and Peyton Manning) I just go, "yay!" Then get up and punch out. Peyton Manning then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " yum!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I run in and say "yes!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the ball together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to walk with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  14. This is awesome.

    I really have some great memories from trash can, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Kansas ice hockey game. We had been taking shots of syrup, playing Chutes & Ladders and dancing to Hokey Pokey since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the couch cushion. That night, my roommate, Petunia brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Chipper Jones. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep slither. While my roomate Petunia and Chipper Jones are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, climb together. I open the door, fart in and sit on the edge of the shoelace in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my chewy roommate and Chipper Jones) I just go, "WOWZA!!" Then get up and undulate out. Chipper Jones then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " OMGNOWAI!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I crack in and say "GRODY TO THE MAX!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the fingernail together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to fluff with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  15. Omg hahahahahahaha




    I really have some great memories from White House, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Georgia baseball game. We had been taking shots of beer, playing circle of death and dancing to firework since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Jetta. That night, my roommate, Katie brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous JJ Redick. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep runs. While my roomate Katie and JJ Redick are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, plays together. I open the door, walks in and sit on the edge of the the ocean in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my sparkly roommate and JJ Redick) I just go, "Ew!" Then get up and googled out. JJ Redick then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Wow!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I swims in and say "Neat!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the street together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to drives with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  16. you are a genius:

    I really have some great memories from hyundai, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Louisiana baseball game. We had been taking shots of jack and coke, playing truth or dare and dancing to we can\'t stop since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Helene. That night, my roommate, Sarah brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Derek Jeter. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep stop. While my roomate Sarah and Derek Jeter are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, hashtagging together. I open the door, flipping in and sit on the edge of the bar in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my loverly roommate and Derek Jeter) I just go, "Ewww!!" Then get up and frolicking out. Derek Jeter then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " WAIT!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I freaking in and say "HOW!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the you together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to tweeting with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  17. also mine is the best, 3 sheets to Helene? yes

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  18. It all started well but it all ended with a shit haha.

    I really have some great memories from flower, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Arizona baseball game. We had been taking shots of pepsi, playing truth or dare and dancing to we cant stop since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the chair. That night, my roommate, Noor brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous John Cena. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep see. While my roomate Noor and John Cena are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, cook together. I open the door, play in and sit on the edge of the chair in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my pretty roommate and John Cena) I just go, "Yikes!" Then get up and jump out. John Cena then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Oh!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I say in and say "duh!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the couch together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to sit with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  19. I really have some great memories from kitty cat, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Wyoming Ping Pong game. We had been taking shots of tequila, playing Candyland and dancing to In Da Club since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the camel. That night, my roommate, Betty Jo brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Tom Brady. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep jump rope. While my roomate Betty Jo and Tom Brady are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, lunge together. I open the door, skip in and sit on the edge of the apartment in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my moist roommate and Tom Brady) I just go, "Yowza!!" Then get up and squat out. Tom Brady then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Zoinks!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I sprint in and say "Yahoo!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the coffee together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to swing with her anymore. Oopsies.



    ....who wouldn't wanna lunge with Tom Brady? ;)

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  20. Oopsies!!

    I really have some great memories from car, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Rhode Island cricket game. We had been taking shots of coffee, playing I never and dancing to I ran so far away since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the thumb. That night, my roommate, LaFonduh brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous John Rocker. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep drive. While my roomate LaFonduh and John Rocker are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, sleep together. I open the door, dive in and sit on the edge of the animal in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my jumpy roommate and John Rocker) I just go, "Gross!!" Then get up and crouch out. John Rocker then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Yo Mama!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I slid in and say "Getcha Sum!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the tree together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to pounce with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  21. I love these games!

    I really have some great memories from Focus, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Washington football game. We had been taking shots of Coors Light, playing beer pong and dancing to I Gotta Feeling since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the car. That night, my roommate, Sarah brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Marshawn Lynch. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep run. While my roomate Sarah and Marshawn Lynch are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, kick together. I open the door, punch in and sit on the edge of the White House in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my large roommate and Marshawn Lynch) I just go, "Yeah Buddy!!" Then get up and jump out. Marshawn Lynch then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " yeehaw!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I karate chop in and say "yowza!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the Giraffe together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to pet with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  22. Oh my god, I am sitting in my office crying and laughing right now.

    I really have some great memories from car, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Massachusetts badminton game. We had been taking shots of urine, playing Monopoly and dancing to Call me Maybe since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the dog. That night, my roommate, Steven brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Mike Tyson. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep smack. While my roomate Steven and Mike Tyson are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, run together. I open the door, jump in and sit on the edge of the cat in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my smelly roommate and Mike Tyson) I just go, "Crap!!" Then get up and poop out. Mike Tyson then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Hey!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I lay in and say "Damn!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the baby together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to sit with her anymore. Oopsies

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  23. I really have some great memories from hat, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Mississippi football game. We had been taking shots of kool-aid, playing Super Bowl and dancing to Shake It Like A Salt Shaker since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the cup. That night, my roommate, Krystal brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Brett Keisel. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep skip. While my roomate Krystal and Brett Keisel are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, clap together. I open the door, yell in and sit on the edge of the couch in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my hot roommate and Brett Keisel) I just go, "Damn!!" Then get up and run out. Brett Keisel then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Wow!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I wistle in and say "Really???!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the door together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to turn with her anymore. Oopsies.

    This was super funny!!

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  24. I really have some great memories from parrot, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a wisconsin pole vaulting game. We had been taking shots of Dr. Pepper, playing Guess Who and dancing to Sexy Can I since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the library book. That night, my roommate, Liz brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous JJ Watt. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep break dance fight. While my roomate Liz and JJ Watt are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, sing together. I open the door, drink in and sit on the edge of the tree in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my crazy roommate and JJ Watt) I just go, "Jeepers!!" Then get up and love out. JJ Watt then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Hells Bells!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I bounce in and say "Amazeballs!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the song together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to groove with her anymore. Oopsies.

    Dying. Although, I would KILL my friend Liz if she brought JJ Watt home with her instead of FOR me. LOVE IT.

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  25. I really have some great memories from cheese, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Texas basketball game. We had been taking shots of sweet tea, playing beer pong and dancing to You're So Last Summer since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the television. That night, my roommate, Venus brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Tim Duncan. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep jump. While my roomate Venus and Tim Duncan are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, skip together. I open the door, bounce in and sit on the edge of the flat iron in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my adorable roommate and Tim Duncan) I just go, "OHMYGEEZ!!" Then get up and crawl out. Tim Duncan then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " holy sh!t balls!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I drive in and say "HOLLAR!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the marathon together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to run with her anymore. Oopsies.

    HA!! How fun was that?

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  26. I really have some great memories from Great White Shark, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Texas squash game. We had been taking shots of vodka, playing flip cup and dancing to \"I Want It That Way\" since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the underpants. That night, my roommate, Lil brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Dustin Pedroia. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep swing. While my roomate Lil and Dustin Pedroia are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, jump together. I open the door, eat in and sit on the edge of the kitten in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my drunk roommate and Dustin Pedroia) I just go, "DICKS!!" Then get up and shart out. Dustin Pedroia then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " DOUBLE DICKS!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I dance in and say "MORE DICKS!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the Dry Bar together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to smile with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  27. I really have some great memories from blanket, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Connecticut Jai alai game. We had been taking shots of cat piss, playing Duck Duck Goose and dancing to We Didn\'t Start the Fire since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Sticker. That night, my roommate, Garp brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous John McEnroe. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep fornicate. While my roomate Garp and John McEnroe are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, stomp together. I open the door, fall in and sit on the edge of the mouse in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my smelly roommate and John McEnroe) I just go, "Bazinga!" Then get up and dance out. John McEnroe then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Fuck!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I fart in and say "Wowza!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the envelope together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to stumble with her anymore. Oopsies.


    Adriana's "DOUBLE DICKS!" is kind of amazing though.

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  28. I really have some great memories from taco bell, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a NY rugby game. We had been taking shots of vodka, playing scrabble and dancing to gangham style since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the car. That night, my roommate, sarah brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous venus williams. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep shart. While my roomate sarah and venus are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, jump together. I open the door, gallop in and sit on the edge of the bed in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my mushy roommate and venus) I just go, "boobs!!" Then get up and wiggle out. venus then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " andale!!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I leap in and say "holy hannah!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the wagon together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to pounce with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  29. I really have some great memories from television, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a hawaii tennis game. We had been taking shots of coffee, playing balderdash and dancing to drop it like its hot since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the nails. That night, my roommate, Sandy brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Lebron. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep swing. While my roomate Sandy and Lebron are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, hop together. I open the door, lift in and sit on the edge of the stairs in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my fluffy roommate and lebron) I just go, "yipee!" Then get up and walk out. lebron then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " holla!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I brush in and say "boom!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the stick together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to cry with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  30. I really have some great memories from boyfriend, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Massachusetts hockey game. We had been taking shots of blueberry vodka, playing Candyland and dancing to Like a Virgin since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the moon. That night, my roommate, Taryn brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Tom Brady. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep dance. While my roommate Taryn and Tom Brady are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, jumping together. I open the door, twirl in and sit on the edge of the car in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my sticky roommate and Tom Brady) I just go, "Holy cow!" Then get up and swim out. Tom Brady then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Dang!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I slide in and say "oh my goodness!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the mother together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to run with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  31. I really have some great memories from Guy, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a TN basketball game. We had been taking shots of Mike's Hard Lemonade, playing Twister and dancing to Pusher Love Girl since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the spaghetti. That night, my roommate, North West brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Chipper Jones. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep runs. While my roommate North West and Chipper Jones are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, paints together. I open the door, scratches in and sit on the edge of the iPhone in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my sparkly roommate and Chipper Jones) I just go, "WTF?!!" Then get up and eats out. Chipper Jones then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Dude!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I pillages in and say "Hey!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the pickle together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to radiates with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  32. I wouldn't have said TN if I'd known I was going to a Vols game. Blech!

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  33. I really have some great memories from car, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a kentucky basketball game. We had been taking shots of chardonnay, playing bowling and dancing to We Can\'t Stop since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the house. That night, my roommate, Brooke brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Lebron James. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep swim. While my roomate Brooke and Lebron James are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, run together. I open the door, dance in and sit on the edge of the house in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my sexy roommate and Lebron James) I just go, "Yowzers!" Then get up and jump out. Lebron James then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " WOW!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I swim in and say "Boom!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the dog together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to swim with her anymore. Oopsies

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  34. I really have some great memories from vibrator, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Rhode Island hockey game. We had been taking shots of vodka, playing duck duck goose and dancing to Get Low since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the mocassin. That night, my roommate, Barbie brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Adam Scott. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep wash. While my roomate Barbie and Adam Scott are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, shake together. I open the door, bedazzle in and sit on the edge of the paper cut in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my sexy roommate and Adam Scott) I just go, "By George, you\'ve done it!!" Then get up and skip out. Adam Scott then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Yikes!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I faint in and say "Blimey!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the worm together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to swim with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  35. I really have some great memories from my race car bed, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for an oregon bocce ball game. We had been taking shots of pickle juice, playing basketball and dancing to such great heights since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the court. That night, my roommate, jerry brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous lebron. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep slurp. While my roomate jerry and lebron are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, squirt together. I open the door, squeal in and sit on the edge of the mount rushmore in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my swift roommate and lebron) I just go, "wowza!" Then get up and float out. lebron then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " gee wiz!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I hop in and say "sloppy!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the face together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to drink with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  36. I really have some great memories from Lebron James, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Rhode Island table tennis game. We had been taking shots of Wheat Grass, playing Monopoly and dancing to Don\'t Stop Believing since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Pogs. That night, my roommate, Mr. Pickles brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Tiger Woods. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep Attacks. While my roomate Mr. Pickles and Tiger Woods are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, swears together. I open the door, bursts in and sit on the edge of the San Francisco in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my prickly roommate and Tiger Woods) I just go, "Ahhh Kelly Clarkson!!" Then get up and farts out. Tiger Woods then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Golly gee!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I blows in and say "Holy Moses!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the bouncy ball together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to penetrates with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  37. I really have some great memories from ball, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Minnesota bowling game. We had been taking shots of coffee (OBVIOUSLY!), playing Life and dancing to I Will Do Anything for Love (But I Won\'t Do That) since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the iPhone. That night, my roommate, Janet brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Mia Hamm. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep twerk. While my roomate Janet and Mia Hamm are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, laugh together. I open the door, jump in and sit on the edge of the house in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my adorable roommate and Mia Hamm) I just go, "Holy Cow!!" Then get up and sew out. Mia Hamm then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " WTF?!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I flex in and say "Wow!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the shirt together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to jonesin\' with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  38. Ahahaha genius!!

    I really have some great memories from apple, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a nebraska curling game. We had been taking shots of beer, playing checkers and dancing to wagon wheel since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the box. That night, my roommate, alice brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous derek jeter. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep swoosh. While my roomate alice and derek jeter are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, fly together. I open the door, vibrate in and sit on the edge of the flower in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my ugly roommate and derek jeter) I just go, "balls!!" Then get up and drink out. derek jeter then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " duck!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I leave in and say "run!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the pipe together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to wander with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  39. I really have some great memories from phone, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Michigan Rugby game. We had been taking shots of Water, playing Uno and dancing to Happy Birthday since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the remote. That night, my roommate, Lola brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous David Beckham. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep run. While my roomate Lola and Davie Beckham are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, slap together. I open the door, pull in and sit on the edge of the wreck in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my small roommate and David Beckham) I just go, "GO!" Then get up and mold out. David Beckham then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Stop!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I bend in and say "Ouch!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the candle together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to spit with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  40. I'm surprised more people didn't use David Beckham... lots of Lebrons, i see. Booooooooo!

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  41. I really have some great memories from Seattle, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Washington soccer game. We had been taking shots of bourbon, playing apples to apples and dancing to no hands since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the cup. That night, my roommate, Sara brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Graham Zusi. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep played. While my roomate Sara and Graham Zusi are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, flip together. I open the door, kicked in and sit on the edge of the field in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my spectacular roommate and Graham Zusi) I just go, "WOW!!" Then get up and run out. Graham Zusi then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " DAMN!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I cruise in and say "HEYY!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the town together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to run with her anymore. Oopsies.

    #ICANT

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  42. I really have some great memories from Dad, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a West Virginia football game. We had been taking shots of beer, playing monopoly and dancing to cry me a river since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the church. That night, my roommate, Madonna brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Larry Bird. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep laugh. While my roomate Madonna and Larry Bird are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, kick together. I open the door, punch in and sit on the edge of the window in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my slimy roommate and Larry Bird) I just go, "Ouch!!" Then get up and jump out. Larry Bird then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Yuck!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I run in and say "Boo!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the House together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to dive with her anymore. Oopsies.

    I.Am.Dying.

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  43. HAHA this is amazing

    I really have some great memories from pool, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Tennessee football game. We had been taking shots of beer, playing jenga and dancing to cruise by florida georgia line since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the house. That night, my roommate, Sal brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Derek Jeter. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep bark. While my roomate Sal and Derek Jeter are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, walk together. I open the door, skip in and sit on the edge of the dog in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my rough roommate and Derek Jeter) I just go, "oh my!!" Then get up and swim out. Derek Jeter then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " crap!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I run in and say "screw this !" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the horse-drawn carriage together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to saunter with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  44. I really have some great memories from Boat, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Delaware Curling game. We had been taking shots of Mad Dog 20/20, playing Hungry Hungry Hippos and dancing to Don\'t Be Tardy for the Party since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Vespa. That night, my roommate, Nene Lekes brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Bruce Jenner. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep Twirled. While my roomate Nene Lekes and Bruce Jenner are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, Squat together. I open the door, Punch in and sit on the edge of the Ball in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my Smooth roommate and Bruce Jenner) I just go, "Come on wig!!" Then get up and Lift out. Bruce Jenner then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " I\'ll cut you like bad bangs bitch!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I Lunge in and say "Bye!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the Table together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to Walk with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  45. I really have some great memories from flashlight, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Wisconsin broomball game. We had been taking shots of hand sanitizer, playing duck-duck-goose and dancing to Macarena since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the big toe. That night, my roommate, Avery brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Wayne Gretsky. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep flip. While my roomate Avery and Wayne Gretsky are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, grab together. I open the door, hit in and sit on the edge of the lamp in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my slimy roommate and Wayne Gretsky) I just go, "What?!!" Then get up and sleep out. Wayne Gretsky then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Ouch!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I slurp in and say "No!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the canoe together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to drive with her anymore. Oopsies

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  46. Oh boy!

    I really have some great memories from calculator, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Oregon golf game. We had been taking shots of tea, playing Candy Land and dancing to Mmm-Bop since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the flower. That night, my roommate, Bubba brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Ken Griffey, Jr.. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep sneeze. While my roomate Bubba and Ken Griffey, Jr. are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, talk together. I open the door, somersault in and sit on the edge of the lizard in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my fluffy roommate and Ken Griffey, Jr.) I just go, "Blarg!!" Then get up and dance out. Ken Griffey, Jr. then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Amazeballs!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I laugh in and say "Rad!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the popsicle together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to wave with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  47. I really have some great memories from dog, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Alaska hockey game. We had been taking shots of vodka, playing Solitaire and dancing to Wiggle It since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the shoestring. That night, my roommate, Jennie brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Albert Pujols. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep rip. While my roomate Jennie and Albert Pujols are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, bury together. I open the door, fold in and sit on the edge of the wrinkle in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my juicy roommate and Albert Pujols) I just go, "AWW SOOKIE SOOKIE!" Then get up and scratch out. Albert Pujols then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Wowza!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I vacuum in and say "LAWDY!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the tissue together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to strip with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  48. I really have some great memories from puppy, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Texas basketball game. We had been taking shots of wine, playing scrabble and dancing to call me maybe since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the desk. That night, my roommate, barley brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous clay matthews. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep run. While my roomate barley and clay matthews are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, kick together. I open the door, sleep in and sit on the edge of the alligator in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my naughty roommate and clay matthews) I just go, "WHAT?!" Then get up and smile out. clay matthews then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " holy shit!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I giggle in and say "no way!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the school together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to sleep with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  49. Great idea! Some of my words actually fit! hahaha

    I really have some great memories from kitten, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Illinois volleyball game. We had been taking shots of wine, playing apples to apples and dancing to I wanna dance with somebody since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the photo. That night, my roommate, Dick brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous LeBron. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep sing. While my roomate Dick and LeBron are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, scream together. I open the door, eat in and sit on the edge of the pizza in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my delicious roommate and LeBron) I just go, "fuck!!" Then get up and drink out. LeBron then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " shit!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I jump in and say "Woo!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the couch together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to sleep with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  50. I really have some great memories from rock, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a state of denial high-wire boxing game. We had been taking shots of soap, playing truth or dare and dancing to Time of Your Life since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the monkey. That night, my roommate, Newton brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Dennis Rodman. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep fly. While my roomate Newton and Dennis Rodman are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, sit together. I open the door, kick in and sit on the edge of the baseball in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my purple roommate and Dennis Rodman) I just go, "Zoinks!!" Then get up and shout out. Dennis Rodman then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " By the power of Grayskull!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I hoist in and say "Why you little...!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the jellybean together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to drive with her anymore. Oopsies.

    @JLenniDorner

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  51. Brilliant as usual...

    I really have some great memories from subway, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a New York baseball game. We had been taking shots of juice, playing Scrabble and dancing to \"what a man\" since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the cat. That night, my roommate, Sally brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous David Wright. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep leap. While my roomate Sally and David Wright are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, slide together. I open the door, run in and sit on the edge of the ball in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my ugly roommate and David Wright) I just go, "Holy Crap!!" Then get up and skip out. David Wright then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Jeepers!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I jump in and say "Yikes!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the car together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to kick with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  52. OK.. have to add Madlibs to the already long list of games that should accompany adult beverages - thank you! Also, super refreshing to see a girl that loves/gets sports and is still a chick.

    I really have some great memories from vacation, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a New Yawwk basketball game. We had been taking shots of picklebacks, playing MASH and dancing to Coconut since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the baby. That night, my roommate, Linds brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Shane Battier. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep gallop. While my roomate Linds and Shane Battier are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, drank together. I open the door, hug in and sit on the edge of the apartment in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my sticky roommate and Shane Battier) I just go, "OMG!!" Then get up and jump out. Shane Battier then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Shuttup!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I caress in and say "WTF!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the snapback together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to slap with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  53. Too freaking funny...

    I really have some great memories from corn fields, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Florida football game. We had been taking shots of sweet tea, playing duck duck goose and dancing to YMCA since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the cup. That night, my roommate, Charles brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Ryan Tannehill. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep squatting. While my roomate Charles and Ryan Tannehill are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, puke together. I open the door, run in and sit on the edge of the computer in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my glittering roommate and Ryan Tannehill) I just go, "OH BOY!!" Then get up and jump out. Ryan Tannehill then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " WHAT THE HELL?!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I swim in and say "SWEET BABY JESUS!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the car together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to crawl with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  54. Sooooooooooo I had to of course send you my mad lib ;)

    DYING LAUGHING at work-they couldn't tell if I was sobbing or laughing......

    xoxox

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  55. I really have some great memories from home, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a new jersey hockey game. We had been taking shots of water, playing monopoly and dancing to jar of hearts since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the husband. That night, my roommate, Ron brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Adam Henrique. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep fun. While my roomate Ron and Adam Henrique are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, jump together. I open the door, swim in and sit on the edge of the baby in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my soft roommate and Adam Henrique) I just go, "Eww!!" Then get up and dash out. Adam Henrique then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Wow!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I drove in and say "oh!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the car together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to skip with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  56. I really have some great memories from Pickle, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Texas Soccer game. We had been taking shots of Cuba libre, playing Clue and dancing to Same Love since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the Puppy. That night, my roommate, Aurelia brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Thomas Müller. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep Arm wrestle. While my roomate Aurelia and Thomas Müller are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, Tickle together. I open the door, Flash in and sit on the edge of the Christmas tree in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my Glittery roommate and Thomas Müller) I just go, "\"Oh mein Lieber!\"!" Then get up and Drink out. Thomas Müller then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " \"Du Scheißer!\"!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I Write in and say "\"Sucker!\"!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the Tractor together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to Fly with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  57. Too fun. My husband and I did this together.

    I really have some great memories from car, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a Kansas hockey game. We had been taking shots of urine, playing monopoly and dancing to Call Me Maybe since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the cat. That night, my roommate, Regina brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous A-Rod. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep cry. While my roomate Regina and A-Rod are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, jump together. I open the door, laugh in and sit on the edge of the sky in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my large roommate and A-Rod) I just go, "WOWZA!" Then get up and punch out. A-Rod then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " Bazinga!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I fall in and say "shit!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the penis together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to tickle with her anymore. Oopsies.

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  58. I really have some great memories from dog, but sometimes those blackouts really get in the way of actually remembering them the next day. It all started on a Saturday night after tailgating all day for a tennessee football game. We had been taking shots of alcohol, playing clue and dancing to Roar since 6 am that morning. Needless to say we were all three sheets to the truck. That night, my roommate, John brought a boy home with her. This wasn't just any boy though, this was none other than the world famous Peyton Manning. Well, I drank too much and sometimes when that happens I have been known to sleep kick. While my roomate John and Peyton Manning are in her room with the door closed doing what college kids do, run together. I open the door, throw in and sit on the edge of the house in silence. About 5 seconds later (this is a very long time if you are my adorable roommate and Peyton Manning) I just go, "Holy Cow!!!" Then get up and punch out. Peyton Manning then turns to my roomie and asks if I do that often. Her reply was of course, " OW!!!" Well, I then decided to visit them again. Precisely the exact same scenario went down about 5 minutes later, I lick in and say "Ew!!" sat there a bit longer, then finally got up and let them have their space on the car together. After all that, he couldn't even get motivated to jump with her anymore. Oopsies.

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