The One Thing I've Been Too Ashamed To Tell You

I have something to tell you guys that I've been putting off and putting off and putting off. It's a very sensitive subject for me, and I'm confident that you're going to judge me for it. Some of you will click unfollow, some of you will be kind enough to stick around, but I'm sure you will forever have this information I'm about to give you engrained into the back of your mind. 

I have to be strong though, I can't put this off any longer and still feel as if I've been true to myself and to this blog. I'm so scared that you'll never look at me the same way as you once did. I'm petrified that no one will support anything I do, ever again. 

This is something that I feel I have to do for me though. 

You see, this is regarding my boyfriend, Pete. 

I love pizza, I love it so much, but I have a favorite kind of pizza and in my 28 years on this planet no pizza has ever compared. I've had pizza in Chicago, I've had pizza in New York. I've had pizza for breakfast and pizza late at night after the bars have long closed down. I've had paper thin crust, I've had the deepest of dishes. I've had gourmet pizza that costs as much as a bottle of Patron for a single slice, and I've had 3 for 1 pizza out of the 7/11 spinning heater that sits next to the cash register. 

None compare. I want them to compare, I really do. I desperately do. Do you think I like living with this stigma? I'm a self-professed pizza addict, I desperately want to love some really hipster pizza place, or only eat pizza that is shipped directly to me by carrier pigeon right from the streets of NYC. 

I've tried pizza all over Dallas. I've tried pizza from Far North Dallas, South Dallas, West Dallas and East Dallas. I've tried pizza in Deep Ellum, Uptown and Oak Cliff. 

I've had Stonedeck

I've had Serious Pizza

I've had fried pizza

I've had pizza in Florida

I've had pizza in Knoxville

I've had pizza in New York

I've made pizza at home

And yes, sadly, pizza and I have slept together. It was college and we were young and in love. 

Every pizza is a very good pizza. It's a known fact that there is no such thing as bad pizza. 

But to this day, only one kind of pizza is my favorite. 

Only one kind of pizza never lets me down. 

Only one pizza is the best pizza I've ever had. 

Pizza Hut Cheese Pizza Thin Crust Extra Sauce. 

Everyone unfollows in 3...2...1....
Go ahead, let me have it in the comments section. I can handle it.

(You won't believe me when I say this, but it's CB's all time favorite too. How hard are you judging us right now? Scale of 1 to 10?)