Venus Trapped in Mars

10 December 2014

I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas {Tree}





 
Christmas is rapidly approaching, and while I haven't quite finished decorating (I still want to put more lights up), I thought I would show you guys the very first Christmas tree I've ever owned. Sure it's white. And it's a fake tree. And it is super duper cheap. But it is mine, and it has ornaments on it and a guard flamingo that keeps intruders of the four legged furry variety from disturbing the peace.  
Now all I need is a moat for the flamingo to play in, and my plan for World Christmas Domination will be complete... muahahahahahaha



 
And if you don't follow me on instagram.... well then you missed this AHHHHH-Mazing, totally Christmas-Card-2k14-worthy picture I posted of me, CB and Veenie! I know what you're thinking.... what a *totes*adorbs* couple! Sooooooooo photogenic!

On another, less jolly Christmas note, my dogs absolutely despise me this time of year.  Just like I said in this post, I'm pretty sure Gee and Veenie are ready to go back to the pound and try for a different owner.  Hey, at least I didn't make them go meet Santa again this year!  








Or force them to wear their santa suit...


And no antlers this year either!!! 


 
Well, no antlers this year.... yet......
muahahahahahahhahaha!
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17 comments :

  1. i think your decor looks so so so cute!! i love a white tree!

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  2. I love the white tree + the flamingo! I also really dig that falalalala banner!

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  3. Your apartment is super cute! I actually find myself loving the kind of "off Christmas" like whites and neons and sequins like your apartment more than the standard schemes.

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  4. I love your colorful tree! I think it's about time Hailey's Santa suit makes an appearance. Gee and Vee aren't the only ones suffering this year ;)

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  5. I love the tree. I have been wanting a white tree.

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  6. Very cute little Christmas corner. Love the banner.

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  7. Ok seriously obsessed with your tree. Adorable.

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  8. My tree is silver with all purple on it and I LOVE it to death. I also love yours!

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  9. Your tree is so pretty! And I LOVE your flamingo!! I think CB is warming up to the idea of showing his face on the blog, this is at least a step in the right direction! ;)

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  10. I love the white tree!

    That picture of you guys is awesome.

    And the dogs definitely need antlers.

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  11. Can't. Stop. Laughing! Bless your dog's hearts! HA. I love your white tree - I have wanted one for ages but the hubby likes traditional trees. I might have to just get myself a SMALL one, for the bedroom or even the dining room.

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  12. We always have had a white tree, until this year...Beardy bought a real christmas tree this year. Yay pine needles....and watering it. I can't keep flowers alive, I doubt I will not be able to keep this tree alive. Santa will hate me.
    Beardy Heart Beauty

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  13. A true CB appearance! Hooray! I still love your bike...so, so much.

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  14. I used to own a white tree too! I love the flamingo. Hah

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  15. Such a cute tree! Love the colors together and nothing..NOTHING..makes the holidays better than dressing our fur babes up!

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  16. The expressions on Gee and Vee's faces are pretty much priceless in every picture!

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