Christmas is rapidly approaching, and while I haven't quite finished decorating (I still want to put more lights up), I thought I would show you guys the very first Christmas tree I've ever owned. Sure it's white. And it's a fake tree. And it is super duper cheap. But it is mine, and it has ornaments on it and a guard flamingo that keeps intruders of the four legged furry variety from disturbing the peace.
Now all I need is a moat for the flamingo to play in, and my plan for World Christmas Domination will be complete... muahahahahahaha.
And if you don't follow me on instagram.... well then you missed this AHHHHH-Mazing, totally Christmas-Card-2k14-worthy picture I posted of me, CB and Veenie! I know what you're thinking.... what a *totes*adorbs* couple! Sooooooooo photogenic!
On another, less jolly Christmas note, my dogs absolutely despise me this time of year. Just like I said in this post, I'm pretty sure Gee and Veenie are ready to go back to the pound and try for a different owner. Hey, at least I didn't make them go meet Santa again this year!