Venus Trapped in Mars

27 November 2014

Fan Friday (Thursday Edition): Things You Could Do If You Had As Much Time As Tony Romo

If you haven't been watching much of the Dallas Cowboys this season, then you wouldn't have realized that, thanks to the offensive line, Tony Romo has quite literally time for anything. Romo has all of the time in the world to make a leisurely pass downfield to Dez or to Witten or  he could quite possibly have time to get in his car, dive from Jerry's World to Dallas in rush hour and throw the ball to me on my balcony in Deep Ellum.

So I got to thinking, what are some things you could do if you had as much time as Tony Romo?



1. You could do this 400 step DIY Christmas Light Up Marquee
(can you guys just sell me this please? It is beautiful and I just don't have the kind of time Tony Romo has...)





2. You could first learn to crochet. Then after you've mastered the art of crocheting, crotchet around a bunch of tube lights and create this outdoor floor mat
3. You could make an ice bucket filled with stuff. 
More than likely you would also have the time to sit and watch it freeze.
4. You could style your Thanksgiving table just like The Glitter Guide
#howlongdidthistakeyou?
5. You could take an Instagram photo worthy of KJP's account
#howlongdidthistakeyou? Also, I've been talking about starting a #HowLongDidThisTakeYou hashtag for months now... gotta get on that. 
6. You could host a cookie exchange with other people that have as much time as Tony Romo  
7. Trigonometry 
you know, just for fun

8. Monday mornings jam packed with productivity. 
9. Dry Cleaning Your Clothing after every wash
10. This holiday themed nail art.
Well, or any nail art. He would totally have all the time for all the nail art.

 11. A Turkey Trot
Because I sure as heck don't have time for one of those...



Happy Thanksgiving y'all and GO COWBOYS

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9 comments :

  1. I want to make the ice bucket filled with stuff even if I don't have as much time as Tony Romo.

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  2. hahaha I love it. Happy Thanksgiving!

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  3. I'm dying. You're absolutely hilarious.

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  4. DYING. You slay me with your wit.

    Dude, Tony Romo CAMPS OUT IN THE FREAKING POCKET.

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  5. so many pretty things. right up romo's alley.

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  6. We need a #howlongdidthistakeyou tag. Seriously, so pretty, but who has time to put handwritten name plates at Thanksgiving dinner.

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  7. I have to ask...are you a Jamberry snob too? :-p It seems everyone is either 120% FOR Jamberry, or 200% AGAINST it. Because, nail art.

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