Venus Trapped in Mars

24 February 2014

The Venus Hijack

Hi, I'm Venus. Or you may know me as Vee, or perhaps Veenie, or sometimes my mom sings in the shower, "Veenie Veenie bo beenie, fee fi fo feenie, Veeeeeenie". I'm not quite sure what to make of that, I think she is just bored. Needless to say, I'll respond to anything you call me. Actually, 98% of the time, I'll even respond to "General Neyland", especially if there is food involved. 






Well, lookie here. Mom left her iPad at home today, and her computer unlocked. You see, my puppy brother has taken over the blog in the past, and won't stop bragging about all the comments he got on his post. Every day, General is all, "Ohhh I am so well liked, ohhhh I got so many comments, everyone likes me and no one likes poopy face, Veenie" yada yada yada. 

I mean, it isn't my fault that Mom left all of her stuff at home today, and her computer unlocked. That is just straight up errisponsible. Since I don't follow anyone's rules but my own, I'm going to take over this blog today. I'm going to take over mom's instagram account today, I'm going to hijack mom's day holding the blog baton account, and, if I can figure out how to catch that bird on the home screen of twitter, then I'm going to take that over too. 

Mom thinks I'm a dummy, that isn't true. I just don't listen to her ramblings. I'm actually brilliant. We are talking Albert Einstein brilliance. How else would I know I could get away with not listening to her blabber on? Everyday she is all, "Stop jumping, Venus." "Calm down, Venus." "Stop peeing yourself, Venus." Hah, jokes on her. Clean my pee up, woman. 

I'm so smart that I even know on Mondays, we talk about our weekend. And what a weekend I had. It was the best ever. Even better than that weekend I built the fort out of Mom's shoes, some of her socks, expensive down pillow stuffing and the man-made moat filled with my pee. 

Saturday morning my brother and I woke mom up at 7am. We both know how much she just hates getting to sleep in on her day off. She neglected to set her alarm clock for a sunrise wakeup, so we took the liberty to cock-a-doodle-do her with kisses until she got herself out of bed. She always worries we will pee on the floor if she doesn't get up, I'm not sure why she would think that. We are very refined puppies.  

Up first on the agenda was a trip to our favorite place in Dallas, Mutts.  





After the dog park, we went home to eat some lunch because my belly was growling at me. Or was I growling at it? I'm not really sure. Right as I was about to settle in for a little nap, the strangest thing happened. My mom asked me and General who wanted to go for a long walk. This was General's answer, so I was chosen for the adventure. I pooped myself I was so excited.








So off mom and I went on our walking adventure through Downtown Dallas! 






When we got wherever it was that we were, guess who we saw?! My friend, Helene! I was so excited my tail nearly broke off. 





Mom and I patiently waited for some yummy sliders from Helene, then we dug right in. By we I mean, mom, I'm not allowed to have people food. But there is no harm in looking right?





I resorted to the sweet puppy dog face, but the begging still didn't work. Mom is a tough cookie to crack. With one of us having a full belly (rude), we headed home. That night, we even rented a movie. Mom never, ever ever rents movies. I think it may just be because she didn't know that she could even do that on her television. Dummy. She rented the movie Spring Breakers. I didn't think much of it...



But my brother got all worked up over it...




I guess it's a guy thing? I'm not really sure. So that was my best day ever. How was your weekend? 

Don't forget to follow mom me on Instagram and on the Blog Baton so I can win bragging rights over my puppy brother for most loved pup. You know you love me more, right?

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38 comments :

  1. Great post Venus! You'll be as famous as General in no time!

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  2. Seriously! I love these too! My Porkchop would love them!

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  3. so cute! my pups also got the memo that us humans like to wake up extra early on the weekends grrr. love the pic of the pups with both their heads out the window. car rides are the best!
    -- jackie - jade and oak

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  4. Hahaha, LOVE this!!! Puppy selfies - it's a new thing!!

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  5. Venus! You're totally going to be blog famous! You rocked it out! #finally #pelfie

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  6. Ahhh! Venus you are too cute! Sounds like you had a great weekend. Loving the Pelfie!

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  7. Pelfie. Hopefully Lola doesn't find out about those... I'll never see my phone again.

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  8. Love this post! So cute and such a great idea!

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  9. you're so darn cute. well done, V!

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  10. This is like my 5th time trying to comment. Commenting on phones is hard! But Veenie did such a great job!! And Venus and General can come see me anytime!

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  11. Omg I love this! Venus is too cute! What did you think of Spring Breakers? My sister, roommate, & I went to see it when it came out in theaters because we loved the actresses, but we all agreed it was a huge waste of money. I'm always curious to see what other people think about it!

    Kristin
    Crumbs & Curls

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  12. Great job Venus! You'll really take over as most loved pup if #pelfies goes viral!

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  13. Venus you had such a fun weekend!! Loved getting Snaps from you too <3<3

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  14. Such cuteness!! The sliders look delicious! The I pooped myself I was so excited was the winning comment of the day!

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  15. So fun! I laughed out loud at the part with the shoe fort and pee moat. Venus you are just so smart it is unreal. Please do NOT teach Penny your ways :)

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  16. Hiiii Venus! Keep up those pelfies and you'll be Instafamous in no time!

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  17. Can Floyd get a tutorial on Pelfies? He always rolls his eyes at me when I try.

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  18. This. Is. Adorable! Best post I've ever seen Veenie! Keep up the awesome work! And hopefully one day your sweet puppy face will get your mom to give in on giving you a slider! :)

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  19. STOP it! This is the cutest little post ever.

    Let's talk more about Mutts Cantina - I see that you have to be a member, but I can't find much more info on the site about pricing, etc. Can you give me some info?

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  20. Hi Veenie! You want to know something funny? For a long time I thought your mom's name was Venus. Pretty idiotic of me, right? Hope you win bragging rights and some free fries at the Wendy's drive thru..not that Judy knows anything about that.. ;)

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  21. Awesome post, Veenie! Now you can rub all these comments and likes in General's face!

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  22. Venus, you are so much cooler than General!

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  23. Too cute! I hope you didn't let him watch Spring Break... ;)

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  24. Well well well you are such a clever doggie being able to take over the blog and right such a great post and share such great photos of yourself and now I know what a Pelefie is so I have learnt something too by coming here and reading your post today

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  25. Who knew dogs could be so witty! Good take-over Venus !

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  26. Venus, you may just be the best blogger out there!

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  27. Super cute!! I love reading doggie takeover posts! :)

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  28. This is so cute. I love puppy takeovers too. Venus is too dang cute.

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  29. Mutts is SO fun! And how lucky that you went there AND for a walk in one day! You have so much energy!! :-)

    -AJ
    OccasionallyAJ.com

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