Venus Trapped in Mars

02 October 2013

You're Getting a List and Pictures

Today I bring you a list and pictures. That was redundant, I'm assuming you've already read the title of this post. Oh did you hear? Today I'm bringing you a list and some pictures! #DraggingItOut

1. I'm a blog at night kind of girl. I get stressed out when I get to work and no post auto scheduled to run. Last night I installed two new blog designs for Kenz and Amanda, and after two blog designs (and two glasses of wine) I was pooped and ready for bed. 

2. I just spilled coffee all over my desk and brand new planner and everyone in the office pointed and laughed rather than helping me clean it up. #rudeticket. 

Some days I feel like I'm a giant gorilla with massive hands swinging wildly to and fro, knocking down everything in my path. I was in Anthropologie on Saturday looking at planners and I swear I felt like I needed to force myself to walk around as if I was laced up in a straight jacket. Do not move hands, do not move arms, do not blink because eyelashes will knock all those precious salt and pepper shakers right off the shelf. I try and suck everything in, but how do I suck my donkey booty in? There goes another pepper shaker...

3. Erin once told us that posts didn't have to be brilliant to be good. Careful what you wish for because you get this post I'm currently compiling. 

4. I'm going to Tennessee on Friday and staying until late Monday night. I have three days of vacation coming to me, 5 total days off. Getting new jobs are amazing, but waiting a year for more than just one week of vacation is not amazing. I need to get out of this cubicle, if even for just three days. 

5. I haven't participated in Sami's weekend shenanigans in like three weeks, alas, no photo dumps recently. So today I'm linking up with Steph and bringing you things I'm grateful for. 








So I guess I'm grateful for baseball, football, pictures with a Cowboy super fans and dog butts in my face while I'm trying to sleep. All the normal things.

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31 comments :

  1. Dog butts. I'm grateful for that even though I'd prefer it to be his head!

    Your poor, poor planner. Shall we have a funeral or is it salvageable?

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  2. I am loving the new designs and your wearing cowboy gear so it is a good week so far! And dog butts...awesome!

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  3. you like dog butts and you cannot lie! LOL

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  4. So I recently found you...I was looking at blog designs to get fresh ideas for my own (need a redo, doing it on my own again). When I like a design, I find the designer, go to there blog/site and check out there portfolio. Came across yours and your Saturday sessions (Jackpot!). Not only are you a awesome designer but you're funny too! I am grateful for football and baseball too.

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  5. autoscheduled blog posts is so foreign to me. I need to make a date with you to get my blog in order maam!

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  6. "there goes another pepper shaker" WHY did I laugh hysterically at that?

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  7. Oh Venus. Cute butt, but it doesn't need to be in peoples faces sweet girl.

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  8. the new blog designs look amazing, per usual. so you have every excuse to not have the best blog post ever. although even when you think you don't you actually do. ok lylas.

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  9. I was wondering why you were grateful for a dogs butt, I guess if they aren't farting it's something to totally be grateful for.

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  10. List posts are the best, thus why I do one once a week and count is as a real post. I mean it is a real post, but I like actually count it as something productive. We all like lists after all.

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  11. You are for sure one of my favourite bloggers. Your title "You're Getting List and Pictures" doesn't strike me as a very interesting post.. YET I see your name VTIM.. and I go right to your post because I know it will be filled with your personality and I know I'm going to get my cardio for the day. (Huh, huh... get it.... get it....!!)
    Keep doing what you do. I love reading every word of it.

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  12. I'm such a wuss when it comes to heights, that first picture made my stomach drop. #loserstatus

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  13. Those designs are amazing!!! Awesome job! ... Have so much fun in Tennessee. I want to go to a game there so bad. I went to UGA this weekend and it was amazing!

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  14. Hit me up! We'll drink and...well, drink

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  15. Love the shoes in the second photo from the last!!! :)

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  16. The last picture pretty much sums up our wild and crazy night life.

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  17. Girlfriend, for real your blog is my number one favorite. You're funny and lovely and I LOVE your blog!

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  18. haha.. Love the butt in the face. My dog does that shit too.

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  19. Adorable flats though! Sucks about the Rangers last night :(

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  20. i know what you mean about feeling like a gorilla. my boyfriend always tells me "you've had 4 limbs you're whole life, how do you still not know what they do?!" haha

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  21. i am also a blog at night girl. i like to watch tv and blog...

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  22. LOVE your blog designs! And super jellie that you have actually been to a Cowboys game in Jerry World. Gotta love a dog butt to snuggle up to at night.

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  23. I'm all about lists and pics, girl. That just means your brain is clicking through life stuff!

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  24. Great pics although a dog butt in ones face is not that pleasant

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  25. I love those pictures. The dog butts... I feel your pain - I have one in my face right now.

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  26. At least your dog keeps their tail down. My cat works on laying down, kneading me and the entire time her tail is up and I'm all "Thanks for the asshole... asshole."

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