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17 July 2015

Happy Birthday To My Main Squeeze

Today is the birthday of my favorite person in the whole world. It is the celebration of birth of the man who makes me weak in the knees, the man who makes me laugh at every turn, the man who will dance in the club like no one's watching, the man who is the cutest thing my eyes ever did see. 

Luke Bryan. 

ahahahahaha just kidding I hate Luke Bryan. 

Happy birthday, David Hasselhoff. 

ahahahahahahaha kidding again. I've never seen David Hasselhoff dance in the club. 

Although both of those guys do have birthdays today, I'm of course talking about my main squeeze, CB. This kid is my spirit animal and my best pal. It just so happens that I now get to live with him, and that is the bomb. He turns 31 today, so I thought I would tell you guys some things I love about CB. 

His love of very random Rap Lyrics
CB thrives on knowing and randomly regurgitating the most random lines of rap songs that no one else would ever get. For example, just the other day we were sitting on the couch and he mumbles to himself, "I'm bout’ to empty out the ATM, throw it throw it throw it." Now, I love rap. It's my favorite music genre, but I did not get the reference to the song Throw Sum Mo - By Rae Sremmurd, nor would anyone else, not even Rae. 

The way he truly seems to love being in love
I really appreciate that he finds it as fun as I do.

That he is my partner in crime
He's always up for any adventure with me.

The way he handles his company
He's all business when he's at work, he changes to a different person, and it impresses me every time.

His patience
He's always so calm and patient in times that I'm totally ridiculous. Take this picture again, and again, and again, and again... ok we're good... wait actually can you take it from this angle? 

His choice in 99% of his sports teams. 
I'll just ignore the fact that he roots for the wrong UT.

How he treats others
Kind doesn't even begin to describe the way CB treats his friends and family. He would do anything for them, and they would do anything for him. It is a beautiful thing to see and now be part of such a close-knit group of friends.

The way he's changed my life completely
My life will never be the same because of CB. He's changed the way I see and live life.

I could keep going, but I've got to save some things to tell him to his face when he comes home tonight! I love you, CB. Happy 31st birthday.



  1. This is so sweet! Happy Birthday Chalupa Batman!

  2. STAHP IT. I'm just dead over here. Also I don't get my cute new roommate until January so I am jelly.

  3. Aww so sweet! Happy Birthday to CB!

  4. So cute....ya'll give me hope. :) Happy Birthday CB

  5. this is the sweetest!! I love y'alls love- it seriously makes me happy. can't wait to party with y'all next weekend!

  6. Happy Birthday CB! Have a great weekend

  7. Lovely, Happy Birthday. Hope you got him a batman cake, ha ha.

  8. Happy Birthday to CB! But uh....wait. You hate Luke Bryan?!?

  9. I like that your reason for it not being David Hasselholf was "I haven't seen him dance in a club"..not that he's a million years old or unattractive. lol lol

    Happy Birthday CB!

  10. Happy Birthday CHALLUPA BATMAN!!!!!
    I love that he's such a great guy, and a great guy for you! Congrats again on moving in together!!! ox

  11. This is adorable. July kids are just the best, I know as I am one too! Hope you guys have a fun weekend of birthday celebrations.

  12. Your relationship is adorable. Happy Birthday CB!

  13. It's nice finding your special someone. Happy for you. But the fact that we don't know his name and can't see his face is so damn frustrating! LOL

  14. This is so sweet! Happy birthday!

  15. So sweet! Love getting a little better glimpse into the mystery man. Hope he had a wonderful birthday!

  16. So sweet! I hope you guys had the best time ever celebrating!


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