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08 April 2014

Like Such As

Last night while perusing my Facebook account, I came across a story of a young lady who decided to take a stand for justice. With the way businesses are run these days, with CEOs cutting corners and so many U.S. Americans unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

Yes, future for our children.

I think I digressed, I'm not exactly sure what just happened, I blacked out. My point is that this lady tried to get justice, thanks to a brave and honorable act.... she called the police to complain about the quality of her marijuana she purchased from her dealer. Some people are just not fit for small business ownership, and that is such as so forth because we don't have maps.

Here are 12 people dumber (equal to or such as can be greater than) that lady...

1. The guy complaining on my Facebook feed last night. I don't even know how I became friends with this guy, or who he is, but he leaves me in physical pain. I think I just keep him around for entertainment value.



2. This mega sports fan + geography major:



3. This modern day Socrates:



4. All the tattoo fails:



5. All of these people need a hug:


6. OMG, THIS girl is totes the luckiest:



7. This lady that invented the shopping cart for your hand basket:


8.This collegiate standout:



9. Students be like:




10. This surprised guy!


11. But he's totally trained and such a sweetheart:



12. And with this guy, I'll stop: Because I'm not even mad anymore. I love everyone on the internet




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49 comments :

  1. i almost wrote an entire post about the facebook rant. my friend and I found this one of one of our friends and it was the funniest, dumbest things ever. how do people actually function? i lol'ed throughout this post, thanks for that.

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  2. I just can't even... BAHAHAHAHAHA
    Thanks for the laughs, I needed them today! :)

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  3. I laughed reading this post thanks for that! :)

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  4. This was hilarious! Thank you for sharing!

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  5. #Belieber... people are awesome.

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  6. Thank you for this. SO much awesome in one post! I LOVE the idiot talking about the military. She had it coming.

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  7. Hahaha oh this was good. I feel like it is always the most unintelligent people who decide to use Facebook as a soapbox - but I'm kind of okay with it because it makes for some excellent facepalm-inducing entertainment.

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  8. I'm not even sure what the FB guy was complaining about his spelling and grammar are so bad!

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  9. Haha that last image of the guy, what was he thinking!

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  10. The best one is the girl who left her number for Justin. Poor girl!!

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  11. Love these kinds of round ups they help me get through the day.

    Laughing is the best medicine!!

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  12. lmao this really just made my day! #2 has to be the dumbest!

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  13. I needed this post this morning. Thank you, too funny!

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  14. I love seeing these kinds of posts...I could spend hours looking through these things...which is why humanity is probably going down the drain. lol

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  15. Literally just laughed my ass off and I think my students though I was weird.

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  16. OMG that poor girl who believed in Justin Bieber. My heart.

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  17. What you don't know is that last guy actually has an IQ of 150.

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  18. How do these people even remember to breathe? I love it :D

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  19. This was just what I needed this afternoon. I love these idiots.

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  20. I am dying right now! OMG LOVE THIS

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  21. LMAO, the surprise party one, hahahaha poor Andrew

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  22. haha I love all of these! Thanks for the laughs today!

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  23. Some people should not be allowed near a keyboard.

    On the other hand, I'm kinda glad they are.

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  24. Will people figure out there, their and they're already??

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  25. This post literally had me laughing the entire time I was reading it. I just love people sometimes.... because as annoyed as I get at stupidity, there is always some comic relief in it as well.

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  26. People never seem to amaze me. One image I love thats going one Facebook is your dirty laundry goes in a hamper and not on Facebook.

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  27. This post is amazing! One of my favorites in the history of me having favorite posts!

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  28. Oh yes... these people win the entire internet.

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  29. Oh my sweet cheesus that was a great post. Especially that last guy. I get so infuriated reading some of the nonsense out there as well... but I really should just laugh at it all. Much healthier that way. Such as.

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  30. This was perfect, thank you for taking the words right out of my mouth! That lady should try moving to Colorado or Washington if she wants to call the police to complain about the quality of her weed, although I'm not sure she'd really get much better of a result.

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  31. Thanks for the laugh today, so funny!

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  32. As usual this is just too much fun, specially #9, I guess if you can't spell sense you obviously can't use a comma

    Natalia

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  33. I actually was lucky enough to see the Miss What's Her Name geography question debacle happening live, and to this day, it never fails to reduce me to a fit of giggles. So with a start that great, I knew this was going to be a good post. And it. was. HILARIOUS. My stomach hurts from laughing. So that's awesome.

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  34. OMG, number three... No. Just no. How?!

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  35. HAHAHA! Thanks for the good laughs! Sometimes this makes me a little sad because these people get to vote and their vote counts as much as mine does.Who am I kidding; I doubt any of these people vote. :)

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  36. Haha.. Ohh man people are so stupid. I love the lady in the grocery store!! My mother in law would sooooo do something like that.. bahahaha.

    I love cooking my family and pets!! Ohhhhh boy. This is awkward.....

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  37. Hahahaha, woooow, these people are dumb! I can't get over the comma picture and the Facebook status about having no I in happiness, LOL.

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  38. I feel like they're/their/there and your/you're was one of the first things I learned in school as soon as WRITING became a thing..... no? just me? I don't get how people don't have a grasp on that already!

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  39. I laughed so hardddddddddddd! bwahahahahaha I will save this post forever and ever!!!!

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  40. Oh my goodness these are hilarious! Thank you so much for the laugh!

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  41. All of these made me smile, but #7 made me seriously laugh out loud. Awesome lady!

    -AJ
    OccasionallyAJ.com

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  42. I think all of these made me laugh out loud... Goodness, your blog is the best place on the internet, Sarah. xoxo

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