Venus Trapped in Mars

26 September 2013

I never met a _____ I didn't like



It has been a while since I've done a Thirsty Thursday post, so today I'm linking up with Kristin and Chelsee! The older you get, the less you get to go out and party your face off, the less thirsty thursday material you generate. But with my trip to Tennessee for the Georgia game on the horizon, now seems like a fabulous time to get in the thirsty thursday spirit. Pun intended of course. 

1. Beer pong table.
I'm like, really good. All the boys wanted me on their team I'm that good. To this day I perk up when someone says beer pong. Heck, I'd play with water if someone offered. But no bouncing, get outta here with that pansy rule. See Also: I'm over-the-top competitive. 



2. A dirty gin martini
My mom introduced me to these a couple of years ago and I really wish she hadn't because she created a monster. I have no shame in ordering these in a dumpy smokey pool bar. They are just so delish! 
3. Chard
To be more specific, I love all wine. But chardonnay is so crisp and refreshing way to toast the end of a hard work day and start the night! 
4. Shots(z). 
"You wanna take a shot?" "Do you want to breathe air? Yup!" 

Allow me to introduce you to your new fav transportable, on-the-go, always ready whenever you are, best tailgate pal Twisted Shotz. I waited tables for about 10 years, but never bartended. I have no clue what mixes together to form the perfect shooter, nor do I care to know. The cost of buying 4 different liquors / mixers to make a round of shooters is not something I can dig. 

What I can dig are these guys. 
Twisted Shotz sent me a bunch of shots to review for you guys. They are delicious and I brought them with me to each concert and sporting event I attended in the past month. Since they are so small, several of them easily fit in my purse. When I went to the EDM concert with Helene, I brought some in with me. 
Step One. Unzip Side Compartment
Step two. Cut hole in side compartment 
Step three. Insert shot in the area you cut a hole in. Shots will now be on the bottom layer of your bag, underneath the lining and undetectable during a bag search. Bada bing bada boom! 
Step Four. Skip the bar line that is 4 hours long, enjoy shot. 
Each shot comes pre-made with two separate flavors, both actual liquors, and the flavors mix when you take the shot to form the perfect shooter. They have tons of different flavors. My favorites were the Bourbon and Honey, Blazin Apple and Rattlesnake. 
You can find these guys all over the country, and definitely in my two favorite states Texas and Tennessee. Click here to find the liquor store closest to you that sells them, then promptly pack them in your tailgatin' cooler. And remember to always drink responsibly and root for the Vols and Cowboys. 

Twisted Shotz were provided to Venus Trapped in Mars for review but all opinions are my own. Don't be dumb, be 21. (p.s. I just made that up, but I think it would make a good under age anti-drinking campaign) 

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41 comments :

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  2. What a genius way to hid booze. My favorite is putting it in my side girl pouch and then adding a large layer of tampons on top. I make sure I hit up a male security guard because you know they don't want to touch that shit.

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  3. OMG I need those for tonight for my concert!

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  4. You had me at booze hiding and Vols and Cowboy loving was the cherry on top! Those are my teams! Although I am ashamed to admit that at the moment...

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  5. SO GENIOUS with the hole snipping in the INSIDE pocket!!!

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  6. I always say I don't do shots. Then like 8 drinks in I'm all 'shots? I love shots!' Bad bad bad.
    I suck at beer pong (ok, I'm iffy, not really suck) but I'm still way competitive. Flip cup though, I have not been beaten in 9 years.

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  7. Omgsh! You are a flipping Genius! I love shots and I will have to try to find some of these and hide them in my newly made compartment. Thanks for linking up today and for the sweet shout outs!

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  8. "Don't be dumb, be 21" is now my new favorite. Also- for St. Patty's day my bff and I played beer pong all day long but we used champagne instead. Something about being classy, I don't know.

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  9. I've had these before! Porn Star was definitely my favorite!

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  10. Those shots look awesome!!!! I'll definitely have to look for them for the sporting events in my future!! Thanks for linking up!!

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  11. Ok, I'm officially jealous of your life. When you have people sending you free shots to review... you know that you've made it.

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  12. These look so dangerous. And the hole in lining trick? Amazing! How have I never heard of this?!

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  13. I love the idea of the Shotz, hate buying like 4 liquors to make one drink! Craziness! Genius idea for hiding them!

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  14. i'm not a gin drinker, but i do love a dirty vodka martini - yum! and those littls shots look so yummy!
    -- jackie @ jade and oak

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  15. So beer pong is your game, eh? I too am rather gifted at the game. You need to check this link out and then let's play!

    http://www.babygiraffeblog.blogspot.com/2013/08/come-and-take-it-beer-pong-table.html

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  16. Hmm. I really need to try these Twisted Shotz things.

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  17. You're my new hero...cutting slits in my purses now!

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  18. Twisted shots literally look amazing! x

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  19. i've seen those twisted shotz before and was scared to try them. i figured they're gross and probably don't do anything to you. but now... i want to buy all the twisted shotzzzzz!

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  20. And now I'm just so thirsty for all of the alcohols.

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  21. Woo booze! And Tennessee! You should visit while you're there- we have a beer pong table. Challenge presented.

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  22. OH Dear! I love them and want them pretty please! That's genius!

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  23. I need these in my life like yesterday. My favorite thing was to take jello shots into sporting events. This is a much better idea.

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  24. Ha! I used to have a purse with ripped lining and when I discovered how easy it was to sneak things in to places underneath the lining, it was a good day.

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  25. hahahaha omg yes. this is just plain awesome. you are a smarty pants. and shots do make life more fun. let's do it again!

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  26. after last weekend, I haven't been able to look at uncle alcohol without cringing but seeing those fun little cups makes me ready to get back in the game!

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  27. That is the best anti-underage drinking slogan I have ever heard. Seriously, get that under a trademark. It's so much better than anything the gov'ment will come up with.

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  28. Shots go in line with my motto of "I can't turn down a free drink!"

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  29. i love beer pong just for the competition side of tings. get that weak shit outta here, i will crush you, boys.

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  30. Annnnd I'm going to need a couple packs of these for Miranda & Dierks tomorrow night! Bourbon & Honey, yes please.

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  31. LOVE your tutorial on how to sneak shots in your purse. It's almost like you went to Alabama or something...

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  32. Beer pong I love to do now thanks to my boyfriend bc he makes me be his partner and he's so good and I'm not! lol

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  33. Don't be dumb, be 21. Niiice. Although it's a contradiction all in one sentence. Most 21 year olds are dumb.. LOL BUT- did you notice I read the fine print.. huh, huh....
    And I don't think we have those shots in Canada. But, yeah they look really good. I know a few of my girlfriends from back home that would be IN LOVE with those...! I'll have to see if they sell them here.. and pass along the info to some besties.

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  34. I think I am going to throw out a commitment word to you...and that word is Love...I love you for introducing me to probably my new favorite boozy treat :)

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  35. Wow I've never read a post of yours I didn't like :0) gotta try these 'Twisted Shots' now... They look good!

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  36. love these little shotty things. I need to try these bad boys, and sneak them in to venues as well! You are such a good influence;)

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  37. Um, that trick for hiding them in your purse is genius. Must try, asap.

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  38. ok but shots are like slightly diet friendly if you do just straight booze.
    at least that's what i tell myself. i'm all "self, it's just vodka. you aren't even ingesting all those pesky extra calories from juices or sodas. good job self."

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  39. Those shots look cool! Now, if you can figure out how to sneak them into an NFL game, you would be every girl's new hero! I'm thinking a jacket with A LOT of pockets?!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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