I live in Texas, I'm allowed to do a post like this.
Otherwise, people may not believe you are American (and an idiot.)
Here are your choices this year:
And post them all to instagram so that we can all see the gigantic cloud of smoke with a hint of firework. Thank goodness you took these and posted them, none of us have ever seen fireworks before.
Let's face it, no one is playing Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz on July 4th. They are playing all of your parent's, "Good Ole Boy" music.
Maybe even practice a dance in the mirror with lots of snapping on July 3rd.
Here are some songs you may hear, if you want to prepare yourself...
Or do some finger snapping and bobbing back and forth...
p.s. this is actually not a bad playlist, I personally enjoy snapping.
Happy almost July 4th from TEXAS Y'ALL!!