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Gruden says, "This Kid Is Just a PLAYER"
They show the Chicago Skyline
A player kisses his mamma
When someone refers to a player as a "Difference Maker"
Jerry Jones is mentioned
A trade happens
A Player Gets Drafted That Went to An SEC School
Someone Hugs Goodell
You Hear the Phrase: "Offensive Weapon"
You'd do a player shown on screen
(don't forget, these kids are like 21 years old -- I'm assuming you're late 20s early 30s like me)
Roger Goodell Gets Booed
A Player's "Ceiling" Is Mentioned
In a highlight reel, they show a player scoring a touchdown AGAINST your school
(i.e. they show Jared Goff from Cal throwing a touchdown against Texas, where you went to school)
A Player Cries After Being Selected
Player Drafted Is Wearing A Bowtie
A Player's Legal Trouble is Brought Up
Johnny Manziel is mentioned
A Wide Receiver is Compared to Wes Welker
If someone in the room bitches about their team's pick, that person has to drink
Someone gets left hanging on a High Five
When Your Team First Goes On The Clock
Announcer accidentally calls them the St. Louis Rams
Someone Proposes to their Girlfriend
A player from your college goes round one
(Whoo! You went to school with him! Let's Celebrate! )
Someone's Suit Splits Open
A Punter and/or Kicker Gets Drafted
A Team's Fans BOO their Team's Pick