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22 March 2016

Couple Crush

This past weekend we went to the St. Patrick's Day Parade here in Dallas. One of our friends said that her couple friend might meet up with us. We then teased our other friend, because we all knew she had a giant couple crush on these two.  

What's a couple crush, you ask? 

When you have a couple crush on someone all reason, logic and judgement goes out the window. There is an episode of Family Guy where Brian teases Stewie for being unable to control that messed up way he laughs when he thinks something is really, really funny. That's how you get when you have a couple crush.

When you have a couple crush you laugh at literally every last word that comes out of either person's mouth because you're so enraptured by it all. You cannot wipe the smile off your face when they're around because you want them to like you.... SO BAD. You unintentionally ignore every other person in the group, waiting with baited breath for the next time your couple crush will speak. Everything they do is Relationship Goals.

In turn, every couple wants to be someone's couple crush. I, for one, would find it to be the highest possible compliment for someone to tell me they had a couple crush on me and CB. Every couple wants to be the cool couple that everyone else wants to always be around. Every couple wants to be the couple that gets invited to every party, every event because they make that event better just by gracing it with their presence. Well, at least I want to be one half of that couple!

I think CB and I are a bomb couple, but I'm not aware of any current couple crushes on us.

I thought that was an interesting topic to sit down and think about though. Who do I have a couple crush on? I decided to compile a list of couple crushes I have. Now, most of these couples I've ACTUALLY never met -- hell, some aren't real -- but Snapchat and Instagram is a powerful drug, peeps.

1. Lauryn Everts + Michael Bosstick (Blog: The Skinny Confidential)

When I was working on this post I asked CB, hey who do I have a couple crush on? His answer, "Those two on snapchat... end of story.

He was dead on with that one, I follow these two on Snapchat and I'll call CB over to watch their snaps with me. His answer is usually, "Ok, I'll be there in a second...." but he never comes to watch. He thinks I'm crazy wanting to watch everything these two do. Ok but y'all, they are the prettiest people I've ever seen, and they're always doing the coolest stuff. Maybe they could just adopt me? Take me along to NYC from time to time? I dunno, just thinking out loud here. 

2. Chrissy Teigen + John Legend

She's totally ridiculous and he eats it right up. Now, of course I only get to see what they put on display via social media, but I'll watch her snapchats and he just seems to always be giggling and looking all googly eyed at her, no matter what she's doing or how ridiculous she's being. That's love and that's what I want to be around. Couple crush is off the scale on this one. 

3. Miranda + Steve

I'm not afraid to say it, of all the ladies, I'm most like Miranda in the show SATC. I know most people wouldn't own up to that, but she's my spirit animal.... so it would make sense that I couple crush on her and Steve. The way they look at each other on that bridge at the end of movie 1. OMG. Dead, death, dying. Love them. 

4. Aaron Rodgers + Olivia Munn

How to win over Sarah:
Be totally goofy.✓
Look like you're having a blast being goofy.✓
Hug a lot.✓
Have a puppy.✓
Be really ridiculously good looking.✓

4. Helene + Michael (Blog: Helene in Between

Ok so I told you I'd have someone on here that I've ACTUALLY met and can justify my couple crush. Helene and Michael and Sarah and CB get along so damn well. The boys have their very own bro crush that happens when the girls join them together. They talk about fishing and other stuff related to fishing, then they talk about fishing a bit before talking about fishing to round out their talks of fishing. For Sarah and Helene- replace the word fishing with blogging. I honestly thing that all 4 of us couple crush on each other and it's a beautiful thing! Hooray for blogging for making that happen!

Plus, how can you not couple crush on two people who are making brave cross country moves and following their dreams?!!?

Ok now it's your go. SPILL IT! 
Who is your couple crush???? 
(Please say Sarah and CB, Please say Sarah and CB)

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  1. Our couple crushes are (fictional) Andy and April on Parks & Rec and (real life) Chris Pratt and Anna Faris. So basically we love Chris Pratt?

    Also love John Krasinski and Emily Blunt.

  2. I think it's hilarious that Lauryn calls Michael "Susan". LOVE her snapchats!

  3. Hahaha this is such a funny and TRUE thing! I LOVE Lauryn and Michael too. I was so happy when get got snapchat lol. And I don't hear much about Michael from Helene (reminds me so much of my husband who avoids pictures/videos like the plague) but I love the videos she takes of him when they go out and he's dancing like no one's watching haha. I for sure have a crush on them because they have so much fun together. For real, this is probably the best post I've read in a while. Snore's around here lately. I just want to laugh!!

  4. Chrissy and John.. yes duh always. Do you follow Hannah Bronfman? Her and her fiance are a crush of mine!

  5. Finally! Someone else who isn't afraid to admit they are a Miranda!! I seriously think she was the only sensible one on that show. My couple crush is obviously Elliot and Olivia, which is why I take any opportunity to watch an all day marathon of the two

  6. Thanks for the recommendations because I totally do this with couples on Snap as well, went and followed Chrissy and Lauryn now!

  7. Elena and Preston from Little Women LA. I've been watching a lot of lifetime lately, sue me. Booth and Brennan on Bones. And Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese.

  8. Aaron & Olivia!!! Once I got over the pain of realizing that she stole my man, I started to really love them as a couple. ;) Can mine be characters? Because I'd say Ron & Hermione from HP!

  9. I definitely have some, but I'm drawing a blank at the moment. Social Mesia makes it too easy not to crush on couples who seem to only travel, eat all the good food, and still have amazing bodies ;) xoxo, ganeeban

  10. I mean, OBVI Sarah and CB are one of my couple crushes because they can quote the moment on Family Guy where Stewie laughs strangely when something's really funny! But ALSO, I would say that John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are my ultimate couple crush. I mean, they have Lip Sync Battles at the house--how AWESOME is that?! Oh and Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka--I freakin love them too!

  11. I absolutely love Lauryn & Michael haha. Their snap stories are too much! John Krasinski & Emily Blunt are too adorable.

  12. I hate to admit it, but I am not a Steve fan. I love Miranda, but Steve always just annoyed me.

  13. This is such a cute (and creative) idea for a blog post! I agree that Chrissy + John are couple GOALS.

  14. I love this post! I'm my own couple crush -- no other person I'd rather spend my life with than Dane :)

  15. ahh you made my day!! I love your picks (yes even the first one, because I follow them!) and YOU GUYS are my couple crush. and i'm about to be weird... i like calvin harris and taylor swift... I KNOW

    1. Yes! They're both SO. TALL. And they found each other! When they stand next to each other they both seem to be a normal height. That's true love.

  16. Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Hands down. The pranks they pull on Jimmy Kimmel and the way they joke about each other is exactly how I want to be like when I get married.

  17. DUDE. CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES. They're like just the shit. Also I'm watching fixer upper right now..

  18. I love this!! Honestly, I'm kinda in love with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. They just look so in love! Plus they're way too hot for life.

  19. Oh my gosh, Sarah, I TOTALLY have a couple crush on you and CB!! Even though I have no idea what he looks like, I can tell you two are just totally adorable together and you seem like you have such a fun and awesome relationship.

    I do not understand John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. I agree with you that he seems totally enamored of her, but they just don't make sense together in my head.

  20. You and CB always seem to be having so much fun so you two are a couple crush as well as emelia and chuck with Dream big and buy the shoes.

  21. My couple crush right now is Carlos and Alexa PenaVega! They are the cutest!!! Here's Carlos's youtube channel: I love their videos together!


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