Third Baseman for the New York Yankees. 35 years young. Nickname: A-Rod.
Alex: I slept with a couple of his girlfriends. And his sister. And his mom. But in my defense, I was drunk when I tapped Mrs. Jeter. And in their defense, I am incredibly attractive and talented. Look, all you need to know is that I love Derek like a brother – me and Derek will always have a deep bond.
Where my girls at...Madonna. Like a Virgin No More!Kate Hudson. I feel like we could be BFF's? No?
Forget Charlie, Cameron Diaz is A-Rod's Angel.
7. Lance Armstrong
38 years old. American professional road racing cyclist.
Survived testicular cancer and is the only man to ever win the Tour de France SEVEN consecutive times.
Big deal, I once had strep throat that lasted for like a week and still went to my sorority's date party that Friday night. Take that LANCE!
It's as easy as riding a bike, right girls?
Sheryl Crow. Was Lance your "Favorite Mistake?"
That's 2 for our favorite gal pal Kate!Ashley Olsen. Insert Full House reference here!
6. Tony Romo
MY MAN! YES TONY ROMO! 30 years old (Perfect Age!) Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys (America's Team!). Great Butt (I mean that thing is good). Endorsed by Starter so anytime you roll into a WalMart you will see his shining face.
Oh and here are the girls he has been SUPPOSEDLY linked to, whatever! Did my best to find their "best" pictures for you.Carrie Underwood. She won some small contest called American Idol. I have never heard of her...Jessica Simpson. She is a public relations practitioner for Chicken of the Sea Tuna.
Candice Crawford. Ugh, didn't have any bad pictures of her. Miss Missouri USA 2008. "Show Me" something other than her ugly face please.
There are your top six "players"! What do ya think?
Better tune in next week for the top 5 players. Who do ya'll think will be my number one?
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