5 Things I Learned From The Superbowl

1. I will be removing my company's website (www.socialandchic.com <-- shameless plug) from GoDaddy.com.

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I can't believe I just put that on my blog. That smacking noise alone was enough to make an elephant vomit. 

2. Twitter is so much better than Facebook. I had my ipad attached to my hip throughout the entire game. Twitter was killing it, Facebook... felt like myspace, where was everyone?

Forget the commercials, here are my favorite tweets:

3. I am going to get a Leon Sandcastle jersey the second the Kansas City Cheifs post it on NFL.com

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Also, Leon Sandcastle looks an awful lot like Steve Harvey with a wig on, not Deon Sanders....

4. I will never be as fast as Oreo, nor will Leon Sandcastle.

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5. Stars: they're just like us. Even Queen B gets all sweaty while performing during the superbowl.

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I guess that's what happens when this girl is on FIIIREEEE, she's walking on fire, this girl is on fire.

(I'm aware that reference is to Alicia Keys, one of the 18 other female R&B singers to perform during the Superbowl, and in fact, not Beyonce.)

Tootles, Venus lovers. 

Things Girls Say During the Last 3 Minutes of the Game. {P.S. you should maybe not say these}

The {insert team name} are looking good. They totally have it won.

Other team just scored, down by 7, there is no way {insert team name} can win now.

I really like your team's outfits.

Why do they all have to be so matchy matchy?

When was the last time they lost a game?

Can we watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills now?

How much longer?

Tom Brady is so hot. 

OMG! Tracy just posted pictures of her 1 minute old baby and uploaded 467 pictures to her new Facebook album. Let's use the apple TV and look at the pictures on the big screen.

How many calories are in this dip?

What is a touchdown?

What is a first down?

Who are the guys in black and white stripes?

I love black and white stripes. I just got a new coat from Forev that was like totally cheap and super cute, want me to model it?

How many consecutive starts does your quarterback have now without a single injury? 

Ok, so no to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but you totally love when I end up making you watch the Bachelor. He's athletic. Can we change it to that?

My ex boyfriend was a quarterback.

My ex boyfriend played for this team for a while actually.

My ex boyfriend is Andrew Luck, have you heard of him? I don't think he get's to start though.

Is this chicken we are eating or is this Tuna?