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02 April 2013

Getting The Most Out Of A Baseball Game

In honor of baseball season starting this week, I wanted to put in my two cents on getting the most out of your MLB {or minor league} experience


Go two hours early and go to batting practice. 
Hang out in the outfield and catch home runs. No one has to know if that ball you are carrying around was a foul ball, a home run or just a gift from a cute outfielder. 

Cute girl = baseball tossed to her from an outfielder
Kid = baseball tossed to him/her from an outfielder

Boy = nada.

 Both teams take batting practice so there are plenty of opportunities to catch a baseball.
I don't think I have ever gone to batting practice and NOT gotten a ball... Just a word to the wise!



Use stub hub to buy your tickets.
Don't go through a scalper at the game. There is a pretty decent chance they could be selling you fakes.
Most of the tickets on stub hub are leftover tickets from the team's website they just can't sell.

Check your favorite baseball team's ticket prices on stubhub right now. I bet you will see $7, $8, $6 .... the most I saw was $14 and that was opening day for Wrigley. 

Oddly enough, most expensive ticket I saw was for a minor league game in Charlotte {$25}


$9/beer plus a tip for the beer man you are looking at around $11 per beer.
That is an expensive drunk you are feeding. 

Want to pay less?
Put your walkin shoes on and go find the smoke stack billowing grillin booth, they will be the ones selling the 20 foot long hot dogs and top everything with gobs of sauerkraut. Barf.

Yes, they may have sauerkraut strung from the rooftops, but they also have the champagne of beers, Miller High Life.
32 ounces of delicious goodness for $7 (plus no need to leave a tip)
 ... compare that to 12 oz from the beer man for $11

At the Rangers games they are located right next to the clubhouse apparel store in the outfield. 
So you'll know where to find me.



Reasons to sit in the outfield:
1. Catch a home run
2. Best view in the stadium, no matter how high up you sit
3. You do not have to worry about a foul ball flying at your nose
4. The people sitting around you will be your age, young professionals and ready to have a good time
5. You will probably get on television if they show an outfielder. (If you are low enough of course)


What is your favorite thing to do at a baseball game?

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01 April 2013

The 5 Things You Need to Know, Before You Go



Your final four teams:
Louisville // Michigan // Wichita State University // Syracuse
Number of people with a perfect bracket: 0 (that I was able to find on Yahoo, ESPN, CBS) 
Number of Upsets This Year: 20 total upsets so far (if my calculations are correct)


A kid's leg popped out of his face. 
Not really, but I am not going to be the one to give you details seeing as I won't watch it. 
I don't do bones popping out of skin. Just not my bag, baby.

Don't worry, I will not show you ANYTHING like that on this blog. 


Kevin Ware, just a sophomore from Louisville, went through surgery last night and Doctors said it went as well as it possibly could have gone. 

Ware managed to tell his teammates, "Don't worry about me, I'll be ok, go on and win this thing."

Good thing they won... 
And good thing Kevin Ware isn't a woman...
"I had a bone hanging out of my leg for you guys and you can't even beat measly Duke for me??"

My prayers go out to Kevin Ware. The whole nation really is behind you and your recovery. 


Baseball Season started last night, yo! The Houston Astros beat MY Texas Rangers 8-2.
Buy me some peanuts and beer and beer and more beer and let's get cracker jacked up!
That's how the song goes right?


If you are feeling a bit rusty on your baseball knowledge check out this old post and let Carrie Bradshaw explain the batting lineup to you! 


Brittney Griner lost. WAHOO! (IMO)
Who is Brittney Griner you ask?


She/He is arguably one of the best women's (?) college basketball players ever.
She can dunk.
And has a penis.
I mean testicles.
I'm not sure. 
Ever seen the movie Juwanna Mann?


Yeah, think Juwanna Mann.
Baylor was the number 1 overall seed in the Women's tournament and personally I'm happy to say.. SEE YUH! 
This leaves an open path to the National Championship for my Lady Vols. 

Side note: Not all talented female athletes are butch... Look at my girl Candace Parker. 
She can dunk. And she is gorgeous. #Boom Brittney Griner #Boom.



A player in the NFL with only ONE career playoff win in his NINE seasons in the NFL signed a 

SIX YEAR

 $150 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT 

with AMERICA'S TEAM, THE DALLAS COWBOYS



I bring you... Tony Romo my friends. The luckiest man in the history of the NFL.
I'm not mad. At least I don't have to change my fantasy team name now (When in Romo...)

Funniest tweet I read regarding this situation: Of course Dallas Picked Six for Tony Romo. 

That was long. I'm tired. 
No one talk to me, I hate April Fools Day.




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