Urban Meyer, the Urban Legends

Urban Meyer has officially resigned from the head coaching position at the University of Florida. He did allegedly this because he said he wants to spend more time with his family.

PSSHT yeah right. Here are the reasons I think he stepped down...

1. He wants to spend more time playing house and tea party with Tim Tebow.

2. Lane Kiffin called inquiring about the Florida job and offered to pay him off to step down

3. Ran out of trash talk to leak to the media

4. Tebow sent him a letter about how sad he was that he wasn't getting any playing time in the NFL and Meyer saw tear drops smearing the ink. He phoned Tebow and said he would be there right away.

5. Tebow has finally agreed to lose his virginity to Meyer (DING DING DING!)

Number 5 has my vote.

Why do you guys think he stepped down? I'd love to hear your thoughts! In case you haven't noticed by now, I am not a Florida fan.

Happy Gossiping Venus Lovers

Damsel In His Mess

Need a new blog name. The planets Venus and Mars are copyrighted....

Here is my new blog name (unless you guys have some other ideas?!?!?!)

Damsel In His Mess (my top pick)

Also thought of:

Tomboy meets girl

Romo and Juilet (mom's idea)

1st and Tension

I'd love some other ideas though!!!!! I'll keep you updated on my progress of switching the name over. I'm taking this as an opportunity to maybe do some redesigning and make the blog more personal and not so anonymous.

PLEASE please please, if my followers are listening, stick with me through this process, I love writing for everyone!!!!!!