Venus Trapped in Mars

08 August 2012

Wow Your Man Wednesday: {T.O. to Seahawks)

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You may remember Terrell Owens, he was that loud mouth from that show on VH1, The T.O. Show. Oh and he was that loud mouth from the Philadelphia Eagles, oh and he was that loud mouth from the Cowboys, oh and he was that loud mouth from the Buffalo Bills, oh and he was that loud mouth from the Cincinnati Bengals.

Then he was the loud mouth on the Allen Wranglers in an arena football league (um, excuse me? The who what wranglers?)......... Where he was recently cut.

Cut. From an arena football team.

Just a bit of a side note, T.O. is was actually an incredible football player. He was a 6 time pro bowl selection, which is like the all-star game in baseball. Plus, he still is in the all-time top five for many receiving records. Basically, the kid was good. Oh how the mighty mouthed have fallen.

No one wants to deal with the bull crap that comes out of his mouth. Scratch that, the Seattle Seahawks apparently do? Wait, AND they want to pay him *ONE MILLION DOLLARS* (dr. evil voice)

T.O. keeps getting cut from odd jobs and has not played in an NFL game since 2010.

So here we go to the part where you can wow your man...

I found some awesome analysis of the situation on twitter. Feel free to use any of the following jokes, out of the blue, on your man. His jaw will drop.

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