In my head I'm singing
One bourbon, one shot and one beeerrrr!
One Link up, one Blate and one Drraaaaffftttt...
It's an inside joke between the inside of my head and me, you people wouldn't get it.
We (I'll get to the other person in the "WE" in a moment, hold on gosh.)
We want to see your best Google Search Terms that bring people to your blog
I know miss Alexa thinks she has the best one (hot drunk girl.... no "South Your Way", stop bragging)
But I'm talking crazy crazy crazy search terms....
For example, someone found Erin's Blog by searching for "Does Hunter Hayes like Mexicans?"
What??
We (just hold on one more second and I'll reveal the we)
We will announce a winner the next day!
Because I can't function without some form of daily competition.
Link up is set for MAY 2nd NEXT THURSDAY. Be there or be circular.
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Ta da! The WE is --- my friend Helene in Between
ONE BLATE WITH HELENE TONIGHT!! EEK
Transitions my friends are the literary key to life. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
No clue what the other half is, GI Joe never leaked that info. SorryNotSorry.
So Helene wrote a post about proper etiquette for a first Blate here
I'm trying to follow these steps and not mess up and brush my hair and shower and put on deodorant and practice my smile and tweet about it here and not drink too much.
I'm just hoping they have televisions in the bar we go to,
why you ask?
Gosh, here I go transitioning like a Baller, Shot caller again.
The NFL Draft is tonight!!
Manti Te'o got me tickets to sit with him and his girlfriend!!
He said they are e-tickets, so I haven't seen them yet but you can't lie on the internet.
{Can I still do Manti Te'o jokes? I think so}
What To Watch For & A Warning
Warning: if you are looking for pizazz and excitement, this year's NFL draft is not for you.
No big QB's like last year with Andrew Luck and Brittney Griner Robert Griffen x3
What you will see:
Manti Te'o
My Tennessee Boy - Cordarrell Patterson going first round (This is not Porsha's ex... that was Kordell Stewart but good try)
An offensive tackle expected to go first pick to the Kansas City Chiefs (6 foot 6 and 306 pounds GAH)
Several Incredible Hulk look a-likes dressed for a court appearance
Who will be having the best night ever?
The people who make suit fabric
Custom Suit Tailors
I am going to do my best to do a second post today with more draft details (or maybe a drinking game?) Which would you prefer? Or maybe you don't care about the draft...
If you don't care, I think you should be because if you live with a boy there is a 99% chance that will be what's on television tonight so might as well learn something about it, or at least be able to competitively drink during it.
OH!
And go read my guest post over with the fabulous Sara at Pearls&Curls
And find out what Kind of Sports Fan You Are!!
Then come back here and tell me because I hate being out of the loop.
