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22 March 2016

Couple Crush


This past weekend we went to the St. Patrick's Day Parade here in Dallas. One of our friends said that her couple friend might meet up with us. We then teased our other friend, because we all knew she had a giant couple crush on these two.  

What's a couple crush, you ask? 

When you have a couple crush on someone all reason, logic and judgement goes out the window. There is an episode of Family Guy where Brian teases Stewie for being unable to control that messed up way he laughs when he thinks something is really, really funny. That's how you get when you have a couple crush.

When you have a couple crush you laugh at literally every last word that comes out of either person's mouth because you're so enraptured by it all. You cannot wipe the smile off your face when they're around because you want them to like you.... SO BAD. You unintentionally ignore every other person in the group, waiting with baited breath for the next time your couple crush will speak. Everything they do is Relationship Goals.

In turn, every couple wants to be someone's couple crush. I, for one, would find it to be the highest possible compliment for someone to tell me they had a couple crush on me and CB. Every couple wants to be the cool couple that everyone else wants to always be around. Every couple wants to be the couple that gets invited to every party, every event because they make that event better just by gracing it with their presence. Well, at least I want to be one half of that couple!

I think CB and I are a bomb couple, but I'm not aware of any current couple crushes on us.

I thought that was an interesting topic to sit down and think about though. Who do I have a couple crush on? I decided to compile a list of couple crushes I have. Now, most of these couples I've ACTUALLY never met -- hell, some aren't real -- but Snapchat and Instagram is a powerful drug, peeps.

1. Lauryn Everts + Michael Bosstick (Blog: The Skinny Confidential)





When I was working on this post I asked CB, hey who do I have a couple crush on? His answer, "Those two on snapchat... end of story.

He was dead on with that one, I follow these two on Snapchat and I'll call CB over to watch their snaps with me. His answer is usually, "Ok, I'll be there in a second...." but he never comes to watch. He thinks I'm crazy wanting to watch everything these two do. Ok but y'all, they are the prettiest people I've ever seen, and they're always doing the coolest stuff. Maybe they could just adopt me? Take me along to NYC from time to time? I dunno, just thinking out loud here. 

2. Chrissy Teigen + John Legend


She's totally ridiculous and he eats it right up. Now, of course I only get to see what they put on display via social media, but I'll watch her snapchats and he just seems to always be giggling and looking all googly eyed at her, no matter what she's doing or how ridiculous she's being. That's love and that's what I want to be around. Couple crush is off the scale on this one. 

3. Miranda + Steve




I'm not afraid to say it, of all the ladies, I'm most like Miranda in the show SATC. I know most people wouldn't own up to that, but she's my spirit animal.... so it would make sense that I couple crush on her and Steve. The way they look at each other on that bridge at the end of movie 1. OMG. Dead, death, dying. Love them. 

4. Aaron Rodgers + Olivia Munn


How to win over Sarah:
Be totally goofy.✓
Look like you're having a blast being goofy.✓
Hug a lot.✓
Have a puppy.✓
Be really ridiculously good looking.✓

4. Helene + Michael (Blog: Helene in Between

Ok so I told you I'd have someone on here that I've ACTUALLY met and can justify my couple crush. Helene and Michael and Sarah and CB get along so damn well. The boys have their very own bro crush that happens when the girls join them together. They talk about fishing and other stuff related to fishing, then they talk about fishing a bit before talking about fishing to round out their talks of fishing. For Sarah and Helene- replace the word fishing with blogging. I honestly thing that all 4 of us couple crush on each other and it's a beautiful thing! Hooray for blogging for making that happen!

Plus, how can you not couple crush on two people who are making brave cross country moves and following their dreams?!!?



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Ok now it's your go. SPILL IT! 
Who is your couple crush???? 
(Please say Sarah and CB, Please say Sarah and CB)




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