The Greatest Living American

10 September 2014

The Greatest Living American

Each time I go over to Chalupa Batman's house to watch football (or golf, or soccer, or basketball, or baseball, or whatever the sport du jour may be -- which was formula one racing one day -- yeahh, no thanks) I hear the phrase G-L-A constantly. The guys sit around and discuss who they think is the greatest living American, or what they call, the "G-L-A".
So yesterday I asked Chalupa Batman what exactly are the qualifications to be considered the GLA, and this is the exact list he provided me with: Good Looking Rich Famous Dominant in a sport or enterprise Dates hottttt girls/guys
(Yes, that is the exact amount of t's he felt was necessary to emphasize the word "hot.")
So who do the guys all agree is the current reigning GLA?

Best GIF ever...

None other than who I like to call Sissy Boy Brady who has been the butt (pun intended, even though there is no pun I'm just calling him a butt) of many of my jokes over the years...

My hatred for Brady has been a long standing tradition, one that will not soon crumble. To think that this man could be the Greatest Living American is totally absurd. He wears cable knit sweaters to press conferences and strikes out on high fives from his own teammates. So who are my nominations for GLA, you ask?

Bet you never saw that coming...... Good Looking yup Rich yup Famous yup Dominant in a sport or enterprise yup Dates hottttt girls/guys errr, Blake is, well, ummm... Blake is cute in a giant country boy kind of way!

Good Looking yup (assuming you're a girl) Rich yup Famous yup Dominant in a sport or enterprise yup, shoes. Dates hottttt girls/guys How about an adorbbbbbbs guy? Does he qualify?

Good Looking yup Rich yup Famous yup Dominant in a sport or enterprise yup, being awesome on gossip girl Dates hottttt girls/guys Oh my dear god yes...